Spy School: Zoe or Erica?

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The following is a documented text chain acquired from Agent Trixie Hale's phone. This content shall not be reproduced, recopied, or posted in any way. Please read at your own caution.

Trixie: So you finally got the Wifi password, eh?

Jayden: Who is this!?!

Trixie: It's your best friend ;)

Jayden: Wait TRIXIE HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER YOU STALKER

Trixie: I hacked it, duh. I can see everything you're doing since I own the Wi-Fi here hehehe

Jayden: About that, please don't check what I did for the past hour 🥺

Trixie: Aight I'm on it

Jayden: I SAID NOT TO YOU PERVERT

Trixie: Stop calling me your trademark nickname

Jayden: I'm not surprised you know my trademark nickname. Researching about my private life eh? 🤣

Trixie: You have two twitter accounts, one of them being a fake persona that's pretending to be a girl named Christine Jones. You like to personal message a girl that lives in Canada, whom you probably have a crush on, and your favorite Youtube channel is James Charles.

Jayden: If you keep doing this them I'm out

Trixie: Would you mind if I added Kylie?

Jayden: If you left, no. If you stay, yes.

Trixie: Okay I'm adding her since I want to annoy you

*Kylie has joined the chat*

Kylie: What is this

Jayden: A public display of Trixie stalking me and annoying the crap out of my mind

Kylie: Sounds about right

Jayden: Right!? I'm dying inside over here

Trixie: Jayden, why are you browsing Donald Trump's twitter?

Jayden: HEY IT'S ELECTION MONTH OKAY DON'T JUDGE

Trixie: Gotcha I will

Kylie: Block him from reaching any social media website, let's see how long it takes for him to go crazy 😂😊

Trixie: On it

Jayden: Aight I'm leaving this stupid place

Trixie: You don't even know the way out numbskull

Kylie: And to add on top of that, I've got a few extra traps set in the exit. So unless Jayden wants to die, I'd say he shouldn't leave

Jayden: With the way you two are treating me I'd rather die trying to escape than withstand another second here

Trixie: If you try to escape I'll catch you in a hug and refuse to release you for five minutes

Jayden: This should be considered as torture; staying here

Kylie: That's because it is ;)

Jayden: Kay I'm leaving this chat

Trixie: You can try

Jayden: WHY DOESN'T IT LET ME LEAVE

Trixie: Guess 😉

Jayden: Then I'm turning off notifications so I won't be annoyed by you women

Trixie: Bet

Jayden: I'm not surprised that my notification settings have been disabled

Kylie: Trixie let's spam now that we know he can't do anything about it

Jayden: You realize I can just shut my phone down or put it out of earshot, right?

Trixie: But if you did that you wouldn't be able to access any games or social media

Jayden: Well played.

Kylie: Trixie, I'm detecting a rogue boat heading directly toward the entrance of the hideout. Do you want me to activate our underwater artillery?

Trixie: Let me take a look at the cameras first, just to make sure it's people that we know or not.

Jayden: Who are they?

Trixie: It's Ben... and is that Erica? Sister's coming over!

Jayden: WAIT ERICAS COMING SOMEONE HELP AHAHHHHHHH

Kylie: What's wrong? Think you're going to pass out from her beauty?

Trixie: From what I know, Jayden secretly dosed her with dopamine. And now Erica's coming to strangle him until the brink of death

Jayden: SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MEEEE 😫😥😭

Trixie: I can usher you to a secret room, though there's a payment if you want me to do that

Jayden: I don't know if I should either be relieved or scared

Kylie: Be scared- Trixie's payments are always heart-wrenching

Trixie: I'll tell you the payment irl, Jayden. That way there's more suspense.

Kylie: But I want to know what it is :(((

Trixie: It's between me and Jayden sis, you can resort to cleaning up the living room and getting ready for the two visitors.

Kylie: 😭

Trixie: Jayden, walk over here if you don't want to suffer my sister's wrath. Trust me, I've experienced it enough times already when I was smaller.

Jayden: Oh fiiine.

Kylie: Jayden, I warned you

Jayden: 😶

Trixie: Erica just arrived into the bunker. She's drying off currently.

Jayden: ALRIGHT IM COMING OKAY FINE