Me: *brings a Shitzu puppy into Michael's home in Neverland* Ohhh MICHAEL? I have a dare for you!
Michael: *walks into the living room* What's the dare going to be—-oh no. 😦
Me: Awww, you're such a cute whittle puppy.
*The shitzu puppy barks happily and then speed walks to Michael*
Michael: Um...w-where did you get that puppy from?
Me: This is Penelope, my mom's dog. She couldn't leave her at home while she went to to get groceries. So, she asked me to baby sit her until she got back home. I asked my mom if I could bring her over to a friend of mine's house to play and she said yes.
Penelope the shitzu: *wags her tail really fast excitedly and stands up on her hind legs, putting her front paws on Michael's knee*
Michael: I-I don't like small dogs, they make be little but they bite. *tries to back away from Penelope*
Me: *lays out a couple of dog toys for Penelope to play with on the floor* She loves men.
Michael: W-what?
Me: Aw come on Applehead. Penelope is a sweet pooch. She won't bite you.
Penelope the shitzu: Arf! Arf!
*Michael tries to walk away from Penelope and then she began to playfully chase him all around the house*
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Me: YOU HAVE BEEN DARED TO PLAY WITH A CUTE PUPPY BY THE WAY! 😆
