Truth or Dare With Michael Jackson: Halloween Edition

Dare 18

Me: Welcome back guys to another dare that's respectfully done by the king of pop Michael Jackson.

*Audience claps their hands in applause and some of the girls are screaming in excitement*

Michael: I can't wait to celebrate with my sweet children and my family. 😃

Me: Alrighty then! Let's get on with our dare. You have to sing the "I SHIP IT" song out in public.

Michael: Hehe, okay! 😂

*So, me and the king of pop go to the park where there are lots of people around*

Me: Everyone listen up!

Crowd of people: *turn their attention to me and MJ*

Me: SING MICHAEL!

Michael:

(*Lyrics down below*)
⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.
I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.
Can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,
In canon they have never met—

I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.

I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more

If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure.
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can't really be that bad—
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.

You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!

I ship it!
I ship it!

They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,
This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?
I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear,
Don't tell me I need to calm down—

I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.

You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!

I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don't care.
I ship it.

Me: *ROFLMAO* 😂😂😂

Crowd of People: *claps their hands in applause* Good Job Michael!

Michael: It was my honor. *takes a formal bow* Thank you. 😅