Karma
November 17
4:54 pm"See- unt unt. Move yo ass out the way. You fuckin up the order" Benji rudely pushed me to the side and I laughed. I got off of work early today and he was supposed to be teaching me how to make a lasagna but I guess I wasn't doing it right for him.
"Why does the order I put the stuff on matter? It all gone end up in the same place no matter what?"
He stopped and looked at me then looked at Hendrix who just chilled in his swing, sucking on his pacifier
"If yo grandma saw how yo momma just layered this shit she would kill her"
"Oh, that's who taught you how to make a lasagna?"
"Duh nigga... matter of fact.." he walked off in the direction of the table where his phone was so I grabbed his arm
"No! Stop"
"Nah. You know I'm bout to show her this shit"
"Whatchu wanna tell her for- Benji STOPPP" I jumped on him and he laughed
"Man getcho ass down"
"No! Cause you playing too much"
"I ain even gone call her nomo"
"You lying"
He sucked his teeth "Ain nobody lying"
"Pinky promise"
"Really Kay?"
"YEAH. You know she gone be on my ass about that lil lasagna. Now do it" I held up my pinky and he shook his head before locking pinkies with me so I got down
"Thank you"
He looked at me with a grin then took off going to his phone so I chased after him
"Benji stop being so damn childishhh"
"Aht!" He replied while he went to the other side of the kitchen FaceTiming her
"Dimitri.."
When I heard the phone connect I sucked my teeth and sat at the table
"Momma"
"Hey Dimitri"
He looked at the phone some type of way "ain call to tell you hey"
"The hell you called me for then? Where my baby?"
"He chillin. But look at this shit right here ma"
"I really don't like you" I told Benji and he put the camera on the lasagna
"What is that?"
"You see how Kay got this lasagna lookin" Benji laughed and I rolled my eyes
"That's what that is? Oh... baby, where Kay at?"
"At the table lookin sad"
"Shut up" I fussed as I stood up and walked over to the phone, looking in the camera " hey momma"
"Hey baby.. please tell me you ain got that lil ass bit of sauce on all the layers like that?"
"She done fucked it up ma"
"I really don't like you. Finish that shit yourself"
"Gladly"
I picked Hendrix up and walked out of the kitchen, going into the living room and turned the tv to the news
"Ima let yo daddy cook since he got so much shit to say"
I told Hendrix while I sat him on my lap