Jujutsu Kaisen x reader -ONESHOTS-

Gojo Satoru- Ice cream man- Modern AU

This was a one shot idea I planned on using for my vinland saga one shot book haha, but I just imagined this scenario worked so well with Gojo so I made one version for him as well. 

This book will have slow updates, as it's really just fun throw away ideas.

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Sitting inside of her ice cream truck Y/n sighed as she watched the little boy counting a bunch of quarters and dimes. Holding the medium chocolate ice cream cone for him in one hand, Y/n cringed when she saw it was beginning to melt in her hand.

"You know what kid? It's on the house." She rolled her eyes giving the kid his now free ice cream, not patient enough to wait for him to count up his 4 dollars change.

"Thank you Ms!" The short cute chubby boy smiled, flaunting his missing teeth, sticking out his tongue to get a lick of his cold treat he ran away back to his house. Taking a drag of the Mary Jane hanging from her lips she motioned for the next, and last customers in line, to walk up.

Two people, appearing to be mother and daughter were up hand in hand. The little girl was a frequent customer of Y/n's-- but this was the first time she appeared with her guardian. 

Y/n's ice cream truck was parked up on a neighbourhood block she was known to appear at every Saturday and Sunday at 1:30pm.  When school was out and summer vacation started, kids were not only happy to be let out from school, but also because this would been Y/n would be returning with her famous ice cream truck. 

She never missed a day, she wouldn't dare to disappoint her little dollar signs~

"Hi Ms.Y/n!" The little blond girl with pig tails waved to the much older woman with a smile, Y/n returning her kind gesture with her signature smirk. 

"Hey Lizzie, the usual?" Y/n said, already beginning to make the ice cream for the girl. Putting the vanilla ice cream into a cup, she decorated it with Elizabeths favourite toppings. When she was done, she set it down beside the cash register. 

"Can I also please have a small vanilla cone?" Asked Elizabeth's mother, even though she tried coming off sweet, Y/n could sense the annoyance laced in her tone. She simply shook it off, not paying it any mind. 

Before making the cone, Y/n charged them the amount which was 8 dollars. The little girl got up on her tippy toes so she could reach Y/n's outstretched hand. Taking the 10 dollar bill, Y/n exhaled a puff of smoke in the little girls face which made Elizabeth laugh. 

"Thank you little lady," Y/n joked, handing the girl her cupped ice cream that had a small spoon in in before turning to make her mothers cone. 

"Could you not smoke around my daughter." Y/n raised a brow handing the woman her ice cream, "You're around kids! You shouldn't plague this peaceful neighbourhood with your---your!--" 

"My--my?" Y/n mocked, "my what?" Y/n's smirk only grew as she leaned out of the huge window of the ice cream truck, she looked down at the ring on the woman's finger causing Elizabeths mother to look down at her own hand as well before meeting Y/n's eyes again. "You should stop bitching about everything you know.. Maybe then you'd get laid by your husband. Don't you know? This ice cream truck wasn't where I first met your daughter, but I'm sure you already know that." 

Y/n chuckled when she seen the woman's face begin to go red in both anger and embarrassment. 

"After all, he's been smelling different right? Right Mrs.Ranger? Ah! I've figured out the origin!" Y/n pretended to be surprised taking another inhale of her blunt before letting it out in the woman's face, "It must be me." She flicked the dope stick out of her mouth letting it land in front of the enraged mother.