A/N: OMFG!! And Two Little Stories

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Hey doods! Not that happy......The title might say I'm happy....... But I'm not really...... Well, you know that old boyfriend I had? Yeah, um, he died. Last year. On August 16th. Godfuckingdang it. Jason (MU) said that in a video and I was laughing like crazy. He never said the word Fuck. It's really funny. And sexy....... *Licks lips seductively* *Shakes head* Sorry! Sorry! Well. Imma tell ya a story. It's when he gave me a SPECIAL necklace. Okay.
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~Flaaaaashbaaaaack!~

"Hey Alexa!" He shouted. (Yes. My name is Alexa.)

I turn my head to his direction. I smile and wave. "Hi Alex!" I say running to him. We kiss and hug.

"Sup?" I say. He reaches for his butt pocket and pulls out a box.

"Here. It's for you." He says opening it. Inside was a silver and black cross necklace. It was beautiful.

"Alexa. You must promise me to never loose this." He whispered serious. I nod crossing my arm over my chest.

He laughs. (Aww....That laugh.... *stares off accidentally drawing on Luke's essay* huh?) "This isn't Attack On Titan Lex." He says laughing harder. (I miss that cute and sexy laugh. *sighs really loud*)

"Can you help me put it on?" I say giving him it and turning around. I lift up my hair (Cuz it's long as Fuck!) and helps me put it on. I put my thumb over it and hug him.

"Thanks Alex. Love you." I say kissing his cheek. He smiles and grabs my waist and pulls me into a kiss. A really passionate one. (*Thinks about it stretching like a cat on the table* Da fauq?)

"Alex! Alexa! Don't fuck eachother in public!" Someone shouts. We pull away and glare at the person.

It was Kyle. (Kyle almost raped me. He's a bitch.)

Alex sticks up his middle finger at him. I laugh at Alex and shout at Kyle. "Fuck you!" I shout at him. He pouts and walks away.

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Aww......I remember that. Course I do......Dumbass........ so yeah. That was the time I got the necklace. I NEVER lost it. In fact it's in my pocket. I think. Let me check.

No. *pulls out a sharpie* no. *pulls out Kellin Quinn* Da fauq? Kellin! *pulls out dead rat* AAAHHH!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PIECE OF SHIT DOING IN THERE!?!?!? *pulls out the necklace* Fuck yeah! I found it! *Takes 5 hours to put it on*

And here......Is the story of his death....... *Cries so loud you can hear it in Japan* 卯ぁt手ぇへっl? (that say what the hell?)
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"Hey Alex. Where are we going?" I ask leaning in from the back seat. He turns his head. He laughs.

"We're almost there Lex." He says turning back to the road. I groan and lay back taking the whole back seat.

Not too long we were on a bridge. I was panicking because I have a fear of bridges. Alex turns his head to me and smiles. "Its okay Alexa. We're almost over it." He says reassuring. I calm down as we get back on road. I don't know how to drive so.........

"Alex. Pass me the Montin Desu." I say trying to teach for the cup. (Me and Alex used to call Mountain Dew that) He hands me the cup.

Now for the scary and gross part.

"Alex! Watch out!" I shout pointing at the road. Alex swerves the car around a big truck hitting another. Alex bangs himself into the stearing wheel. I hear bones cracking and he falls out. I scream and run to the front seat and pull him out.

"Alex! Don't die on me now! Here. Where's your phone?" I ask him panicking. I was perfectly fine except a broken finger. He slowly reached for his butt pocket and pulls out his phone. I take it and call 911.

"Hello 911. What's your emergency?" The voice asks on the phone. (Oh yeah. And just to let you know, there was blood.......






Everywhere.....)






"Hi yes. Um. My boyfriend is dieing and I need you. RIGHT NOW!" I yell.

"Ma'am. Please calm down." The lady says on the phone. I cry loud and tell her where we are.

"Thank you. Just remain calm." She says. I hang up and hug his almost lifeless body.

"Alex....... Why? Why did you and not me?" I cry out. He puts a hand on my chest.

"Boobs." He says bluntly. I hit his hand off of my chest. He kisses me and puts his tongue in my mouth. He pulls out and smiles.

"Tastes like Montin Desu." He says before passing out. I scream his name as the Amberlamps come. (Do you know what an Amberlamps is? If you do, I fucking love you)

"Ma'am. Did you get hurt?" The parametic lady said.

"I broke my finger. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW! MY BOYFRIEND IS DIEING!" I shout. The parametic lady takes him into the Amberlamps and I get in as they drive off.

~At the hospital~

"Miss Evans (That's not my real last name....... I wish was......) please exit the room. We need to-" The nurse says but I cut her off.

"NO! NO! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO-" I shout as she nods. I exit and look through the window as they remove the wires. His parents were there crying. But not as hard as I was.
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Well there u have it. Two little stories.

And I was excited because we are almost at 1000 reads. Holy fucking shit. You are awesome. Well. Baii~

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