Oh my god. Noiz got his dick piercings stuck in a Pringles tube. Imagine him just walking around trying to get help with it on his dick. Wow Noiz. Hahahahahahaha
But I really need to tell you guys something. Something that might scare you. Watashi (i), have slitted my wrists.
I know I know. Its alright. The reason was that the ugliest person in my school (well not the ugliest. That's Luis [I call him Louis <lue-wees>])
Yeah. His name is Alexander. How I found out was a story.
~story~
Me and my Friend were walking out of 7th period (Science) to go to our lockers. The rest of my friends (Alex, Melissa [Meli], Sarah, and Michael) also my friend Luke did too, came out of their classes. Luke was with me and Aleah this whole time. My friend Alex, he lifted one of the many youtuber pictures on me and Aleah's locker and a paper fell out. I was going to pick it up but Alex grabbed it for me. Kinda took a minute because he's fat.
Anyway I opened it at it said words. (I wish in Japanese so they can't read what it says) it said:
For: Alexa
Will you go out with me?
Yes
No
From: Alexander
The worst. My friends kept saying, "Aw! I ship it!" Or "ooooooh. She has an admirer."
Yeah. Meeeeeeehhhhhhhh. Why me!? I'm not that beautiful. But it was kinda funny because my friend Luke looked at the floor and didn't say anything. DOES LUKE LIKE ME!?!?
Hell no. I'd rather Luke than that little goblin Alexander. Luke is actually as tall as me. Which is good because almost every guy at my school is short. Or I'm just tall.
Yeah. When I told my friend Michael that I slit my wrist he was like: Let me see!
Do you have problems you little 4"12 Dobe? Yeah he does. I feel like in the future he's only going to grow up to like, five feet. Haha. I'll be six feet.
Ugh. It sucks because he is in my First period. Fuck. *crying and whining at the same time* WHY ME!? CAN'T IT BE ALEAH!? she's pretty. No. I'm not lesbian.
*sigh* I'm on the bus and almost departing at my school. Fucking Hell (Bloody Hell). HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
baii~ =~=
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