Highschool Crush (Roronoa Zoro x Reader) AU

Fix This

"Wake up you imbecile!"

Zoro groaned at the feeling of cold water hitting his face, waking up to the high pitched noise that came from his sister's mouth. Her voice.

"What?" He asked grumpily. Perona had let him sleep for a whole hour, trying to get him to get rid of the alcohol in his bloodstream. Now, it was time for him to wake up and make things right.

"Do you know what the fuck you just did?"

"Drink."

"(Y/N) came here."

"I don't care." He growled. That was a lie. He cared for you and hated the fact that you probably loved the goth boy more than him.

"You broke up with her." Perona said angrily. You were her friend, and Zoro was her brother. So she was worried for the two of you, and wanted this business to be cleared up soon before anyone could get even more hurt.

"What?" He asked, opening his eye to look at her.

"You told her you had slept with Bonney and she left heartbroken. She thinks you broke up with her." She huffed, staring him down in anger with her hands in her hips.

"Wha-? But Bonney is your girlfriend, she couldn't have possibly believed that?!"

"She still hadn't met her."

"Wh-why did I say that?" Then he remembered. The pain he felt seeing you with Law and the pain on your face as you found him half naked with his sister in law. Who you hadn't met. And assumed was his new lover. And he confirmed it.

"FUCK!" He growled, standing up and scurrying for his phone in which he found your previous apologies about Law and where you explained that you had lied because he had some private issues with the Doflamingo family. "No, no!" He kept on repeating this to himself, in disbelief. He wanted to beat himself up.

What the fuck did I even do?

His phone chirped as he received new messages, this ones from Ace and others from Koala asking him what had happened. He didn't even know himself.

"Perona. what happened?" He asked rubbing his head (which was aching like a bitch).

"Well, you came up here all riled up from what I guessed was a fight with (Y/N), and drank a bunch of sake. When she came to talk to you you were half naked with Bonney in your room and she assumed that you guys had had sex, and it really did look like that, so you can't really blame her for assuming that. Then you told her that you, in fact, had had sex with my girlfriend."

"Why?" Zoro felt like shit. He was hungover and the more his sister talked to him the sadder and stupider he felt. He couldn't believe he had ruined his chance with you, the love of his life.

"I don't know, maybe because you're the stupidest person in the planet." She snapped at him, tired of his dumb game.

As the door bell rang, Perona left with a huff and went to open the door, finding Sabo and Koala with a frown on their faces.

"Upstairs." She mumbled tired, going back to the couch to cuddle with her girlfriend. There were too many people involved in this at this point.

Setting things clear, Zoro asked for them to take him back to your place. He needed to see you.

"Alright Zoro." Mumbled Sabo, knowing you would get mad at him but still hoping this was for the best. You loved each other and this was getting stupidly out of hands, so Sabo texted Ace letting him know that they were on their way home with Zoro and that he had to keep you calm.