Peachy loves Buffy.
"Hey Slime, have you watched this episode of Buffy yet?"
"Wait Peachy, you haven't even watched it?"
"No, I've been a fan for years, did you not know?"
...
DELETE, DELETE, DELETE.
"Hey Peachy, have you ever watched Buffy before?"
"No, why?"
"... no reason."
Luna stops trying to take my flamethrowers
"Hi everyone, I'm back home from work! Hey Luna, you didn't attempt to break into my flamethrower safe today?"
"Why would I? It's not like I want the flamethrower or anything - I much prefer my knives."
...
DELETE, DELETE, DELETE.
"Damn it! Why didn't any of you tell me Slime was gone from the house today! I had a full hour to break that stupid safe - I would've got it open too!"
... huh.
Very interesting.
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Living with Homicidal Maniacs - I mean friends
General FictionBunch of girls hanging out together - all very well adjusted to the concept of murder
