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Ballet Boy

PROMPT: The new kid Harley changes Peter's life, and it's not in a good way.(ballerina peter) (tony stark is not a good dad) (neither is steve rogers, but he tries)

Ships - Stony, peter x original male character based off of Wade Wilson.

(broke my heart writing this because parley)

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"How long is he staying here for?" Peter couldn't stay still after his dads gave him the news, someone Tony met a couple of years ago is coming to stay here for a while because he's been called to do work.

Tony rarely talked about Harley Keener since the event was very long ago, he only mentioned the lad a couple of times when talking about his trip to Tennessee.

Peter was ecstatic, he never really had a brother before except from Ned so this was probably the closest he would ever get to having one.

"Probably a few weeks, he'll be staying in a guest room close to you." Tony responded, looking bored. Few people from past experiences visited a couple of times so this was nothing new for him.

He got his stark phone out his pocket and face-timed the two, both answering in seconds.

"What's up, losers?" MJ was the first to talk, her phone was leaning onto something as she faced the camera towards herself, reading a book like always.

"Peter, I got the new lego star wars collection and it has 1,289 pieces!" Ned held the box up to the camera looking almost excited as Peter.

"Ok, circle of peace everyone. Let's all calm down," everything stayed silent for a few seconds until Peter started screaming, "Ned, oh my god, how the fuck did you manage to get that, it's so amazing, I can't even like process-" he stopped for a minute to take a breather before continuing.

"MJ, Ned. You will never guess who is staying with us. Harley Fucking Keener, he's staying for a couple of weeks and his bedroom is right next to mine and i'm going to talk to him and it's going to be so insane and we're going to have so much fun!"

He finally looked up to the camera and saw their confused reactions, "What? Aren't you guys excited?"

MJ laughed and looked up from her book, then looks back down again saying, "Who the fuck is Harley Keener?"

Peter's eyes widened, as he grabbed his phone and shook it, "You don't know who Harley Keener is?!"

"Uh, yeah, i'm with MJ on this one. Who is he?"

"You guys, oh my lord," he pauses and takes a deep breath acting all dramatic before saying, "Only the most legendary man on the earth, before the avengers obviously, he fucking helped dad rebuild his iron suit with nothing and I'm pretty sure he was a kid but like he's so awesome, oh my god!"

They both laugh at the boys dramatic act and ask him questions about the mysterious Harley, which most of them he doesn't know the answers to since everything he knows about Harley comes from his dad and Tony barely knows anything about the kid as well.

"I'm happy for you, Peter. It'll be like having a brother around, I wish I had a brother instead of two annoying sisters," MJ sighed, pretending to faint on her bed and dropping her book.

"Oh no, my brother is probably worse than every sibling in the entire world combined," Ned responds, shaking his head.

"Guys, listen! I know it's so cool and I don't even know if he would like me but I think he will but if he does that means we could do brother stuff together but not rough typical brother stuff, you know?"