5 Seconds Of Weirdness

Friends

But if I was friends with 5SOS I'd probably call Luke "Homo" because why not? Michael would be my bestest friend and we'd be punny and tell each other dirty jokes and maybe watch porn together and maybe give a blowjob or two and Ashton would be that one friend who cares about me the most and will do everything to make me happy and I'd probably have a love-hate relation with Calum and we'd pick on each other 24/7

I mean why aren't they my best friends yet!?!?

A blowjob or two...