I'm still not sure who's the sassiest in the band because Calum's DMs and replies are frigging sassy and Michael is just born with sass.
"Niall shits his pants" I was laughing so hard like way to go Mikey, Niall will hate you from now on xD *Niall's voice*
Dirty bois
And then there's Calum
Random girl: would Calum give me his jacket like the boys in movies?
Calum: no get your own jacket
Random Girl: Calum's nose is bigger than my boobs
Calum: once your past 13 that may change :)
Random girl: *rumors bout Cal and Olivia dating*
Calum: who the hell is Olivia
Random girl: are you sure you're not Asian?
Calum: do you want me to unfollow you?
Mikey is sassy in interviews but Cal is sassy in twitter. Both are dipped in sarcasm

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