Aerodynamic Nose

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Me teaching my mum about 5SOS

Me: *shows a picture of Michael* who's this?

Mum: Calum!

Me: *facepalms* tell me who's the drummer in the band?

Mum: Calum!

Me: no no no!! Who has a thing for penguins?

Mum: the Asian one!

Me: CAN YOU STOP SAYING CALUM IN EVERYTHING?

Mum: Thats the only thing I remember...

Me: agh! this is useless.

Mum: like Ashton's aerodynamic nose?

Me: *cries* I'm so proud of you mum

Mum: wait, who's Ashton again?

Me: forget it

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