The story of Ashton's Irish ancestor (told by him)
Ashton: He came over and he was a single man, a farmer. A farmer, I think. I'm gonna say a farmer--
Luke: The story is totally made up
Ashton: I'm making up little bits for entertainment purpose. He met a married lady with seven kids. That isn't a lie. That's legit. And she fell in love with him and left her husband and married Mr Irwin. That's my last name. And that was the dawning of the Irwins in Australia
Luke: So, you're 1/8 Irish or something?
Ashton: I think I'm going to say half today
Luke: To win over the irish crowd, we're going to say half Irish
And that, kids, is how I met your mother (The first Irwin at some point :P )
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