When you wake up with a girl named "Amnesia"
When English Love Affair is actually Irish
When everything you didn't say was all that meant to her
When bad girls are good girls that haven't been caught
When she gives you the redlight instead of greenlight
When heartache is on a small screen
When you take the long way home but realize you don't know the way back
When Mrs All American is unmarried aka Miss
When she's in your limit
When you're a accept instead of reject
When she's standing there in a British Apparel Underwear
When tomorrow dies
When you're always too early
When you try harder but still not get the girl
When you do something old and predictable
When she doesn't have any voodoo dolls
When you like nothing about her
When she's in hell and you wanna go wherever she is
When you're wrapped around her middle finger
These were not so funny because I made it up...
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