Ashton: *pulls me on the stage*
Ashton: what's your name?
Me: my girlfriend
Ashton: Everyone! I would like you to meet my girlfriend
Me: *waves*
Ashton: wait, what?
Me: ...
Ashton: ...
Fans: *gasps*
Band mates: ...
Cameraman: ...
Beyonce: ...
Obama: ...
Jackie Chan: ...
My parents: *facepalms*
Best friend: I told her to do that
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