Wedding Speech

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My Wedding Speech

Me: I'm in love with this guy so much. He's funny he's hot he can sing really well. He's crazy and weird and he never fails to cheer me up. He's everything I need. Nobody can love him like I do.

Audience: Awwwwww

Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Michael Clifford so I'm stuck with this piece of gooey yellow horse shit

Audience: ...

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