Back Into The Outside World / Oumasai

bAcK to SchOol

 *make sure you've read Miu's Party before reading this

"genius girl
ALRIGHT BITCHES
YOU READY TO GO BACK TO HELL?

i hate tennis
if you didnt remind us we'd be living in heaven the whole school year
of course we aren't

MrDetective
hold on
just last week weren't you all excited to see each other again

genius girl
huh we were?
eh what the hell it doesnt matter
we're going back to school thats what matters

ilovepanta
wait we're going back to school?

SEESAW
god
why is everyone here so stupid

genius girl
BITCH IM NOT STUPID
THE WORD "GENIUS" IS EVEN IN MY NAME
DUMBASS

kayayday
oh man
chill out miu

genius girl
why tf do you want me to go inside a fridge

kayayday
oh my god
i didn't mean it like that-

magicalmagicianmage
with my magic, I could survive in a fridge for many decades.

genius girl
NO ONE CARES YOU FLAT CHESTED BITCH
anyways
back to talking about school

himikobelongstomeyoudegenerate
HEY
YOU DON'T TALK TO HIMIKO LIKE THAT
GET ON ALL FOURS AND APOLOGIZE

MrDetective
hey that sounds familiar

kayayday
guys we're getting off topic

ilovepanta
yeah guys we're getting off topic

assassin
dont copy kaede just so you can sound smart kokichi

ilovepanta
are you calling me dumb
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MrDetective
wtf
what happened kokichi

ilovepanta
oh nothing
my cat walked over my keyboard

MrDetective
kokichi..
you don't have a cat

ilovepanta
hm
how are you so sure?

MrDetective
i'm just sure

ilovepanta
Nishishi!
looks like shoe itchy can still see through my lies~

MrDetective
whatever
wait
DID YOU JUST CALL ME SHOE ITCHY

genius girl
WE KEEP GETTING OFF TOPIC YOU NERDS
anyways school is like, tomorrow
we got to get ready and all that other shit

avocado
..and how do you expect us to get that done in a day?

genius girl
YOU HAVE TO BE QUICK YOU MORON
anyways get ready now, you don't wanna show up at school without a uniform
although i wont mind that 😜

i hate tennis
that emoji just made your sentence 10x worse

everyone is now offline

Shuichi POV

I got my school uniform, backpack, and other disgusting school supplies you need for school.
I looked at the clock. 7:48 pm.

I still have time left before I go to bed, so I guess I will text someone.
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You are now private chatting kayayday

MrDetective: uh hey kaede

kayayday: oh hi shuichi
it's been a while, hasn't it?

MrDetective: um yeah, it has.
what are you doing, i'm bored

kayayday: right now im lighting my piano on fire
what are you doing?

MrDetective: I-
anyways im not doing anything
what should i do?

kayayday: text kokichi or whatever
i still need to burn this bitch into ashes

MrDetective: ..okay?

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You are now private chatting ilovepanta

MrDetective: Hey

ilovepanta: HEY SHUICHI

MrDetective: o_o

ilovepanta: Hey hey, Shuichi, do you still have a crush on Kaede?

MrDetective: huh idk
why do u ask

ilovepanta: nothing
k bye gotta get ready for hell
i mean school

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I should probably go to bed now.
I need to get ready for school tomorrow.

The next day..
Miu POV
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP

"HOLY SHIT." I screamed. Oh yeah, today's the first day of hell.
I turn the fucking alarm clock off and start getting ready.

Shuichi POV
insert disappointing alarm clock noise

I open my eyes. I then remember what happened when I opened my eyes at Miu's party, and shivered from the thought of it.
Oh yeah, today's the first day of school.
I start getting ready. I put on my uniform, and I see a hat on my desk.
That hat reminds me of my emo hat, so I put it on.

I go outside to see Maki and Kaito in a car, waiting for me.

"Come on side-kick, let's go!" said Kaito.

"Yeah you have to survive hell with us." said Maki.

I hop in the car, and Kaito drives us to school.

The first thing I see is Miu waving at us.

"HEY BITCHESS!" she screamed. One of the school staff heard her yelling and told her to shut up. Like she'd listen to her anyways.

"Hey Miu," I said, "It's been like.. one week?"

Then I saw the others. Himiko, Ryoma, Tenko, Rantaro, Kokichi, Korekiyo, and more.

"Heyy Shuichi!!" said Kokichi. "What, you're starting to wear that emo hat again?"

"That degenerate probably just wants to cover his disgusting face!" said Tenko.

After her comment, I pulled my hat down, hiding my face even more.

"Looks like we're back in hell." said Rantaro. "Nice to see every one of us people again though.. right?"

"Yes. It sure is nice." said Kiibo.
"He wasn't talking to you, Kii-boy, because your not a person silly!" said Kokichi.
"That's robophobic, isn't it? I'll be seeing you in court!"
"WAAAH SHUICHI SAVE ME I DON'T WANT TO GO TO COURT!"

Kokichi tried giving me a hug, but I pushed him away.
"Playing hard to get aren't you Shuichi?" said Kokichi.
"Shut up, let's just go to our class." I said.

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Authors Note
uh so i dont know what to put here this time.
like i said in miu's party, don' hop into stranger's cars.