(got beach idea from @SmoothieShirogane)
Third Person
IHatePianos
Hey guys
wanna hang out?
obsessed with himiko
what?
again?
IHatePianos
....
yes..?
we're going to the beach
maid gorl
I shall go.
I must be there if any of you need my assistance.
idiot
Side-Kick, Maki-Roll, and I are going!
scary gorl
..who said i was going?
supreme leader
umm
whos idiot again?
i forgot lmao
supersmartbeautifulgirlgenius
its Kaito you moron
and if u don't remember, we'll all change to our real names
supreme leader
aw man that's boring
All Names Have Been Changed To Default
Kaede
So is anybody else going?
Kokichi
well if shumai is going then im going
Shuichi
Uhm yeah sure, I'll go, Kaito already said I'm going anyways
Rantaro
k im down
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Everyone got to the beach. Miu was trying to seduce random people there, by showing them her in seductive poses in a bikini. Too bad Kaede told her to stop. Meanwhile, everyone was sitting on the sand with a blanket.
"Nyeh.. It's cold out here.." said Himiko.
"Yeah! It's like, 4 degrees!" said Tenko.
"Would anybody like some hot chocolate?" asked Kirumi.
"Y-You brought that to the beach-" said Kaito.
"Of course, I must always be prepared." said Kirumi.
"Atua loves this kind of weather!" said Angie.
Kokichi looked over at Shuichi.
"hEy sHuIchi? Let's cuddle, then we'll stay warm~" he said.
"no." said Shuichi.
"yes." said Tsumugi.
"I would rather chew off my own foot."
"That's obviously a lie Shumai~"
Yeah, it was a lie. Why tf would Shuichi want to chew off his own foot.
"Miuuu, what are you doing?" yelled Kaede.
"TRYING TO SEDUCE THIS MAN!" said Miu.
"I told you to stop!"
"Heh... they sure are strange, aren't they?" said Shuichi.
"Hm? Shuichi, didn't you like Kaede?" asked Kokichi.
"I- how did you know-"
"I overheard you during Miu's party, duh."
"You heard that?"
"Yeah..?"
"I-I mean I don't really like her like that anymore"
"Sure you don't."
Kaede shouted,
"I DON'T LIKE HIM LIKE THAT EITHER! I LIKE THE CACTUS!"
Miu got disappointed that her seducing wasn't enough to seduce Kaede, and fell on the sand in defeat.
"Wha- wait it's fine Miu- You're an... okay person!"
The weather started to get warmer, warm enough that they didn't need their blankets, and it felt like a normal summer day. Miu built a sand castle, and Kokichi kicked it over. Maki was being surrounded by children, and eventually asked them if they all wanted to die, which scared them away. Shuichi was sitting down near the shore, and Kaede was with him.
"Hey Shuichi!" said Kaede.
"Hey there Kaede." said Shuichi.
"So.. anything interesting between you and Kokichi? Did you try kissing him yet?"
"..No?"
Kokichi came over to them, since he overheard their conversation.
"Aww~ Shuichi wants to kiss me? I do too! Just kidding, that was a lie." he said. "Unless-"
"SHUICHI WANTS TO WHAT-" shouted Miu.
"Shuichi wants to kiss him!" said Kaede.
"Shut the fuck up I don't want to-" said Shuichi.
"AH SHIT SHUICHI SAID THE FUCKING F WORD" said Miu.
Shuichi got up, and said "Yeah I think I'm gonna leave-"
"Wait Shuichi-" Kaede started to call for Shuichi, but he already started walking away.
"No worries. He will be back." said Kirumi.
"I hope so." mumbled Kokichi.
"Huh? Did you say anything, Kokichi?
"Nishishi~ maybe I did, maybe I didnt."
*spoilers he came back*
Shuichi came back, dripping in water.
"Oh damn Shuichi, what happened to you-" asked Kokichi.
"I just went for a swim..?" he replied.
"Wha- and you didn't invite me? WAAHAHAHAHA!" He then showed his iconic crocodile tears.
Kokichi finished fake crying, and grabbed Shuichi's wrist.
"Hey, hey! Come on Shuichi! Let's have a nice conversation about me!" he said.
They then went somewhere away from the others, where nobody was around them... except a man selling ice cream in a very sketchy van.
They sat down, Kokichi still holding his wrist.
"Um- Kokichi-" said Shuichi.
"Can't we stay like this a little longer~" he teased.
Shuichi lightly blushed, then sighed. He didn't try to get Kokichi to let go of his wrist.
"Kokichi, I think I-" But Kokichi covered up his mouth, letting go of his wrist. Shuichi was a bit disappointed of this.
"There's someone watching us.." he said. The two boys looked at the sketchy ice cream man.
"Wha- I'm just selling ice cream! I'm not doing anything bad!" the man said.
Kokichi walked over to a nearby bush and kicked it.
"GAH MOTHERFUCKER-" someone yelled. This someone was Miu.
"Were we really that obvious?" asked Tsumugi.
"I mean, if he caught us, then probably." said Kaede.
"Nishishi~ I knew you were there." said Kokichi.
Shuichi stayed at the same spot they sat at, looking at the wrist Kokichi let go of.
If only we could've stayed longer... he thought.
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??? POV
I grabbed Miu and Kaede, and pulled them as I was running. I brought them to a bush, a bush where nobody was around.
"Damn, what is it this time?" asked Miu.
"..shush, shut up.." I said. Kokichi and Shuichi then started walking around our area, and sat down somewhere in the sand.
"holy shit kokichi's holding his wrist and shuichi's blushing.." I said.
"Kokichi, I think I-" Shuichi said. Yes.... a confession scene.. Go on Shuichi..
Kokichi covered Shuichi's mouth, and looked right at our bush.
"Crap.. I think he noticed us.." I said.
"Oh shoot.." said Kaede.
We got caught.
An hour later, our beach trip came to an end.
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A/N
I-bUkI-mIu-dA!
hell yeah its ibuki's birthday
anyone up to listening to "i squeezed out the baby, but i have no idea who the father is?"
("I would rather chew off my own foot" is an Umbrella Academy reference)
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