(extra chapter) kaede and the cactus

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(if u dont care about the irumatsu stuff in this chapter then be free to not read it and skip it)

"Hey Miu!" said Kaede.

"What the fuck do you want?" replied Miu.

"I'd just like to confess something!"

"Hmm? Oh man.. are you gonna confess your love to me? Ah~ so this is what being confessed to feels like.."

"What..? No, I'd just like to confess that I'm in love with your cactus.." said Kaede.

"Huh..? How could you fall for that dumbass thing?" asked Miu.

"Oh.. It's just, after the dare to dance with the cactus, I've felt this weird connection with it.."

"Are you saying that damn cactus is better than me, the beautiful, girl genius?"

"I...I mean yeah?? The cactus.. It just has so many things that you don't.."

(forgot to color kaede's hairpins or whatever but pshhh who cares)

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(forgot to color kaede's hairpins or whatever but pshhh who cares)

"B-but, at the same time, I have many things that the cactus doesn't have!" said Miu. "I'm better than some cactus! Nothing's better than me!"

"..What do you have that the cactus doesn't?" asked Kaede.

"W-well, I have good looks, I'm super brainy, I'm basically a beautiful girl genius! What man doesn't want to be with me?!"

"..Shuichi, Kokichi, Ryoma, oh I could go on. But Miu, I guess you're right, you have a couple things about you that a cactus doesn't."

"Haha! See, I'm way better than the fucking cactus!"

"I can't confirm that yet."

"Whatever! Just fucking go away now, I'm doing something."

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