Lucifer:
Lucifer: You better not- Surfer boy? Really?
Lucifer: Excuse me? You want me to bleach my hair?
Person: Want me to do that?
Lucifer: N O
Person: Put these on
Lucifer: Why in all that is alcohol-
Person: Hm.. Windblown hair.
Lucifer: Absolutely not-
Person: *does it anyways*
Lucifer: *grumbling*
Person: Add some dorky to your stature
Lucifer: You want me to be a fucking surfer himbo?
Jess:
Jess: Please be outsider, please be outsider-
Jess: Stoner?? I don't wanna be Lucifer-
Person: Shut up.
Person: *hands her a beanie, a black jacket, and a white shirt*
Person: Change into this
Jess: I'm not a fucking emo-
Person: Put your hair down.
Jess: Wait no-
*Two minutes later*
Jess: No stop-
Person: Be quiet and put on sneakers
Jess: Finally the one thing-
Person: No purple
Jess: fUcK yOu
The bean:
Alicia: Please please please be the nice girl...
Option: *Mean Girl*
Alicia: Noooooooooooo
Person: Put this on *hands her a pink crop top, a skirt, and high heels*
Alicia: What about Lucifer's hoodie?!
Person: He doesn't need it anymore, neither do you
Alicia: *pouts and changes*
Person: Now, do makeup
Alicia: I can't do makeup-
Person: Then I'll do it
Person: Bleach your hair
Alicia: But my hair's naturally red!!
Person: Bleach. Now.
**Cut to Mean Girl Alicia**
YOU ARE READING
A book that nobody wanted or asked for yet here it is
Bilim KurguUC SHIT PART 2 WHY WHOMST THE FUCK KNOWS CAUSE I SURE DON'T
