Welcome everyone to the fifth chapter of Bleach Characters' React to Death Battle. And welcomed my friend and co-writer, Kaizokuoniiorewanaru.
Kaizoku: Hi. So. Real talk. I noticed a review of your latest Fairy Tail: Lucy's New Game chapter getting someone irritated because of some spelling errors. It looks like it's up to me to fix them up now...
Yeah, sorry, not only do I have Asperger's, I have a bit of dyslexia from family and same with spelling. I try to spot these.
Kaizoku: ...You "try"?
Try to find misspellings and wrong words. Sorry, that's also something I need to work on, trying to be more specific on what I explain something.
Kaizoku: A type of something, right? Well, anyway, here's our guest. Lost child of the day, you may enter.
Isshin: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHILD!?"
Kaizoku: It's a Blazblue reference. You'll understand later.
And he is very childish as well.
Isshin: "HEY!!!"
Kaizoku: Right then. Let's get the disclaimer over with and get this started. Chop chop.
Isshin: (Grumbles angrily) "These two don't own Bleach, Death Battle or anything else, this is just a story for entertainment. Nothing else."
Kaizoku: Now then. Shall we?
Yep, onto the chapter.
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Chapter 5: Let's get ready to Rumble! Haggar VS. Zangief
Karin was ready for this match up. "Hurry up and hit play Ichigo," she ordered.
"I'm hitting it, I'm hitting it." Ichigo told as he hits play.
Death Battle begins after Netflix has been mentioned.
Cue: Invader - Jim Johnston
What the Kurosakis see before them are two tall, well packed, muscular men with vicious looking faces that shows as if you are gonna get what you deserve.
"Capcom has produced hundreds of deadly warriors, but few can best these hulking leviathans." Wiz started.
"Haggar, the mayor elect of whoopass..." Boomstick said.
"And Zangief, Russia's Red Cyclone." Wiz introduced.
"Sound like they are wrestlers, Karin," Yuzu stated, looking to her sister.
"These two wrestlers have never met in person but their rivalry is legendary and it's about time they duke it out!" Boomstick exclaimed.
"But wait, how come they're rivals if they've never met in person?" Ichigo questioned.
"I think they mean that fans of theirs wanted them to meet and fight for a long time to see who would win," Karin explain, actually getting hyped for this Death Battle.
"I'm Wizard, and he's Boomstic and it's our job to analyes their weapons, armor and skills t find out who would win a Death Battle," Wiz stated.
"This is going to be epic," Karin stated.
"Didn't peg you for a Wrestler," Isshin stated.
(Cue Muscle Bomber/Saturday Night Slam Masters - Mike Haggar (Original CPS1 Arcade Version))

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Bleach Characters' React to Death Battle
ActionAh package was left at the doorstep of the Kurosakis'. In it is a gift from another world, the show, Death Battle. Now watch as the Beach Characters' React to it.