Coffee on Maple Street (Haikyuu Genderbend AU)

7

Karasuno & Friends

Suga: Ok so I just got a call.

Asahi: About what?

Suga: National News Channel wants to interview the people who became girls about what they think of the coffee shop on maple street remaining open.

Asahi: Do we have to go?

Suga: The schools are counting it as extra credit.

Tsukishima: Bet Hinata is relieved

Hinata: What's that supposed to mean?

Tsukishima: You're an idiot who doesn't know what 2 + 2 is.

Hinata: I'm doing better, especially since Yachi is helping me!

Suga: Anyways are we all going?

Hinata: Yep!

Suga: Alright then, they said to be at the coffee shop by 5.

Suga's POV

When Suga got to the coffee shop everyone was already there talking with the reporter. It was 4:50, so he wasn't late. The reporter turned to Suga and nodded, gesturing him over. "What pronouns should I use?" the reporter asked. "Male ones," Hinata said with a shrug. The reporter nodded and the camera crew began to set up. Ten minutes later they were live on television.

"I'm here with the seven volleyball boys who took part in the incident with spilled drugs in coffee here at this very coffee shop where we will be doing an interview. First question, what is your opinion on the shop reopening?" Suga was the one to respond. "We're all fine with it. There is an incredibly low chance that something like that will happen again, especially since the employee who did it has been fired." The reporter nodded and fired the next question. "What are your opinions on the polls of who is the prettiest as a boy and as a girl?" The seven looked at each other not sure how to respond. "Errrrr, well, it is their opinion I guess." Asahi said, and the others nodded along. The reporter continued until the time was up, then sent them on their way.

The seven decided to walk around town. Oikawa pulled up the polls and found the results. "It says here Suga and Akaashi are tied for first in both polls. I'm second for the pretty boys and Yamaguchi is second for pretty girls. Third is Kenma on both, fourth is Yamaguchi on pretty boys and Asahi on pretty girls, and fifth is Hinata for pretty boys and me for pretty girls." The list ended there but no one really cared. The only one who had a positive view of themself was Oikawa, so he was the only one who thought the poll really mattered.

Another short chapter hurray for me. To give you more content a theory I have: Tsukishima is mean to people because he's mad his OTPs don't realize their feelings. I also think he's a perfectionist who sees the flaws in everyone and he wants people to fix their flaws. The only person he doesn't see flaws in is Yamaguchi. Now, I'm going to go be trash. Cya. - Cmfoxes