Danplan/ActuallyOddPlan Incorrect Quotes

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Just gonna copy and paste all the ones from my Blue Boys Club book so it doesn't get filled up when I actually write something for it.

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Elias: What are you, 5?

Joey: *snorts* Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Elias:

Joey:

Elias:

Joey: Please don't kill me,,

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Gavin: Fight me!

Joey: Ha! Look at your size! What're you gonna do, kick me in the ankle?

[Later]

Hosuh: Why is Joey crying on the ground!?

Elias: Gavin kicked him very hard in the ankle.

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Elias: I have feelings for you.

Gavin: You do?

Elias: Yes, I feel that you're a little annoying.

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Joey: Elias won't come out of his room to eat.

Gavin: Just tell him I said something.

Joey: Like what?

Gavin: Anything factually incorrect.

Elias, storming out a few minutes later: Did you just say that the Sun is a fucking planet-

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Elias: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore

Elias: It's my entire personality

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Gavin: And if I run at Elias, he will most definitely catch me in his arms!

Gavin: *runs at Elias*

Elias: NO NO WAIT I'M HOLDING COFFEE-

Elias: *drops coffee to catch Gavin*

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Gavin: Here's a fun idea - we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.

Elias: We are not doing that.

Joey, nodding: Mistlefoe.

Elias: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

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Elias: How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Joey: Just give him a minute.

Gavin: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

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Gavin: Hello, this is my ex-boyfriend, Elias.

Elias: You have got to stop introducing me like that.

Elias: I'm his husband.

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Joey: Truth or dare.

Elias: Truth.

Joey: How many hours have you slept this week?

Elias: ....Dare.

Joey: Go to sleep.

Elias: I don't like this game.

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Elias: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Gavin: I'm aware of that.

Elias: But then you and I had some time together.

Gavin: Uh-huh..?

Elias: It did not get better.

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Elias: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea-

Gavin: And I ignore you, yeah.

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Joey: It's a little muggy out today.

Elias: I swear to God if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I am going to kill you.

Gavin: *sips Boba from a bowl*

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Joey: *under breath* Future husband say what?

Elias: What?

Joey: *screeches internally*

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Joey: You wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Gavin: Well, we were driving, and there was this deer in the road that Elias couldn't see, so I shouted "Elias, deer!"

Elias:

Gavin: Wanna tell him what your response was?

Elias:

Elias: "Yes, honey?"