Joey: Are you in love with Gavin?
Elias: *sweats* ...No
Joey: Then why do you draw 'G+E' in hearts everywhere?
Elias: It stands for guilt and envy.
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Joey: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Gavin: You're too hot and I still eat you.
Joey: O////O
Gavin: ;)
Elias: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.
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Gavin: I am very small and have no money
Gavin: So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under
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Gavin: Whenever somebody responds with "I beg your pardon?", assert your dominance by announcing "Then beg."
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Joey: If you were kidnapped, I'd hunt them down to the end of the earth so they could face justice.
Elias: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.
Hosuh, throughly disturbed and a little bit scared: You guys know normal couples don't say these things to eachother, right?
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Daniel: Elias is at that very special age when there's only one thing on his mind.
Gavin: Girls?
Daniel: Homicide.
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Elias: You were hurt, what do you remember?
Gavin: Just the ambulance ride.
Elias: We didn't take an ambulance, Hosuh drove us.
Gavin: But I heard a siren.
Hosuh: That was Joey.
Joey: Sorry, I was nervous.
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Hosuh: Why is Elias always doing the laundry so loudly?
Gavin: So that everyone knows no-one helps in this house.
Elias, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Joey: Gavin would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Elias: Gavin would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Gavin: Why are people so obsessed over top or bottom? I'd be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Joey:
Elias:
Literally everyone else:
Joey: I'm gonna tell him.
Elias: Don't you fucking dare
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Gavin: Hey, do you wanna - stop screaming, it's just me - do you wanna watch Shrek with me?
Elias: I'M IN THE SHOWER
Gavin: Ok well when you're done, do you wanna watch Shrek with me?
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Elias: Gavin, we've been looking all over for you! You can't just disappear and leave a sign on your bed that says "Gone leavin'"!
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Daniel: Why does Elias look so upset?
Joey: He took one of those "Which Blue Boy are you" quizzes.
Daniel: And who did he get?
Gavin, laughing: Me.
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Joey: Why would someone want to hurt Gavin?
Elias: Maybe because they met him?
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