Hosuh: Why are you standing on the table?
Stephen: I live in this house I can do what I want, you can't stop me-
Hosuh: Where's the spider.
Stephen, crying: In the corner, please kill it-
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Jay: *walks in crying* Daniel..
Daniel: Oh my God, Jay, what happened?! Why are you crying!?
Jay: I'm not crying...my eyes are just watering from the smoke that's coming from the kitchen...again..
Daniel:
Daniel: W H A T
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Elias: I just realised, never is a contraction of not ever
Hosuh: Yeah, and blushing is a contraction of blood rushing
Jay: Also, studying is a contraction of student dying
Elias:
Hosuh:
Jay: What? Don't look at me like I'm wrong
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Gavin: Elias, I love you
Elias, who is constantly emotionally unavailable: Haha funny joke
Gavin: No seriously, I love you
Elias: You got me
Gavin: Elias, I'm serious-
Elias: I said you got me
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Elias: Joey, no!
Joey: Joey, yes!
Elias, Joey, NO!
Joey: Joey...Joey no.. :(
Gavin: Joey no...
Gavin: But Gavin yes?
Elias: GAVIN, NO!
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Jay: Ace of spades
Stephen: Draw four! I change the colour to yellow!
Hosuh: Go, Pikachu!
Gavin: *pulls out money* I'll have some Boba to go with that
Daniel:
Daniel: Guys, we're playing Monopoly
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Ivu: Jay has opinions on things that nobody should have opinions on
Ivu: Hey Jay, what's the best multiple of 3?
Jay: Obviously 18, you idiot
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Stephen: All in all, a 100% successful trip
Elias: WE LOST GAVIN!
Stephen:
Stephen: All in all a 100% successful trip
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Hosuh: Your smile? It makes my day
Stephen: Your happiness? I live for it
Gavin: A room? Get one
Jay: Hotel? Trivago
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Elias: I only feel one emotion and it's anger
Gavin: Last night you drunk texted me and Joey a thousand heart emojis
Elias: Out of anger
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Gavin: I guess you could say...I've fallen for you~ ❤
Elias: YOU JUST FELL DOWN THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?
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Jay: You know, synonyms are weird. You can say "have a nice day" and that's fine, but you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening
Hosuh: Yeah, like if I invite someone to my cottage in the forest it's ok, but if I invite someone to my cabin in the woods, they're gonna die
Stephen: My favourite is butt dial vs booty call
Gavin: What about "forgive me father for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy I've been naughty"?
Jay:
Hosuh:
Stephen:
Gavin: Too far?
All 3: Yes
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FanficI know the title is a mouthful, but I don't really care lol
