Jay: You're a lying, cheating piece of shit! You're not the person I married!
Stephen: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And I'm taking the kids!
Hosuh, pushing the monopoly board away from them: Maybe we should stop playing...
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Gavin: I dare you to-
Daniel: Jay isn't allowed to accept dares
Jay: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"
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Hosuh: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Elias: I can't just smile because I feel like it?
Gavin: Joey tripped and fell in the parking lot
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Daniel: I like your shirt
Jay: Thanks *remembers people like bad boys* I stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street
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Stephen: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life
Hosuh: Please never become a surgeon
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Gavin: *kicks 'G' off of Graveyard sign*
Gavin: Let's get this party started
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Elias: I am at a loss for words!
Gavin, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Elias proceeded to yell at me for the next 45 minutes
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Theo, bad at flirting: I like your name
Nelly, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday
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Gavin: Do you ever miss the imagination of childhood?
Elias: I never had one.
Gavin: ...An imagination or a childhood?
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Stephen: Rules were made were to broken!
Hosuh, trying to stop him from beating Gavin because he took the last Dorito: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!
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Hosuh: You will machete through this!
Hosuh: *make it
Hosuh: Please don't machete your way through this..
Jay: Too late
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Jay: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Jay: *sprays the hairspray into his mouth*
Jay: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good
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Hosuh: Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery
Stephen: What did I steal?
Hosuh, trying not to cry: My heart
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Daniel: Do you like my shirt?
Jay: Not as much as I like what's underneath it
Daniel, blushing: J-Jay-
Jay: I need your chair. Get up.
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Elias: *accidentally hits Gavin in the face*
Elias: *trying to decide between saying "I'm fucking sorry" or "are you ok?"*
Elias: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?
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Gavin: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
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Theo: Time sensitive question how flirt boy
Stephen: Throw rocks at he
Daniel: Hot dog
Jay: Kill him
Theo: Thanks guys..
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Jay: *sharpens knife* We have ways of making people talk
Jay: *cuts a piece of cake*
Gavin: Can I have some..?
Stephen: Cake is for talkers
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Elias, jumping off the walls in sheer frustration: Did Gavin just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Joey: Yeah, he did.
Elias, almost jumping through the ceiling: And did I do finger guns back?
Joey: Yeah, you did.
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Gavin, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables: Tonight, we feast.
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Hosuh: I relate to Belle, because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Stephen or Gavin: I relate to Tinkerbell, because she needs attention or she dies
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Gavin: Why do you have a diary?
Elias: To keep secrets from my computer
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