Danplan/ActuallyOddPlan Incorrect Quotes

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Hosuh: BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Joey: Actually I am. I don't know how to do taxes or how an engine works.

Hosuh: BISEXUALS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS BUT THEIR SEXUALITY AIN'T ONE

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Elias: *comes out of the closet*

Elias: *trips*

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Joey: Can you do me a favour?

Elias: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame for you.

Joey: Cool. Can you do the dishes?

Elias: No.

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Elias: I really hate the fact that you're so much taller than me.

Joey: Trust me, there's an advantage of you being down there.

Elias: Oh yeah, which one?

Joey: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which beats only for you.

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Joey: Gavin can be immature sometimes

Elias: Sometimes? Remember how excited he was when found out he could drink two Bobas at once?

Gavin, holding three Bobas: Dads, you're not gonna believe this!

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Joey: You know what, let's fuck this out.

Elias: What?

Joey: I mean, let's figure this out.

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Stephen: My hands are cold..

Hosuh: Oh no *takes Stephen's hands in his*

Joey: My hands are cold too..

Elias: You should have taken your gloves with you, idiot.

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Elias: Oh God

Gavin, getting ready to blast Beauty and the Beast for the fifth time this week: HERE WE GO, MOTHERFU-

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Daniel: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Gavin: Prettiest smile

Hosuh: Nicest personality

Joey: Most likely to start a bar fight

Elias: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

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Joey, texting Hosuh: ELIAS IS SLEEPING NEXT TO ME AND HE ROLLED OVER AND WAS FEELING AROUND THE BED SO I STUCK MY HAND OUT AND HE GRABBED IT AND HES HOLDING MY HAND WHILE SLEEPING HES SO CUTE FUUCK

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Elias: I consider myself to be a very reasonable uptight bitch.

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Gavin: We can't go in there. It says 18+, and there's only two of us.

Joey: You're so stupid, Gavin.

Joey: We'll just invite more people.

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Elias: I need you.

Joey: For?

Elias: Ever.

Joey, voice cracking: Oh ok

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Elias: Gavin, what did you do?

Gavin: Ok, I'll tell you, but you have to promise you won't be mad..

Joey: What. Did. You. Do.

Gavin: Well, I was minding my own business-

Joey & Elias: Bullshit.

Gavin: