Danplan/ActuallyOddPlan Incorrect Quotes

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Gavin: I do what I want!

Joey: I'm calling your mother.

Gavin: No wait-

Joey: ELIAS

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Gavin: 'Sleepy' is so much cuter than tired. Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'.

Elias: I'm so sleepy of your shit.

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Joey: *begins breakdancing gently* What's wrong, son?

Gavin: Everything, now.

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Elias: The human body is just 70% water, so we are basically all just cucumbers with anxiety.

Joey: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle.

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Joey: How is the most beautiful person on Earth doing?

Elias: :)

Gavin: I'm great, thanks.

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Joey: Excuse me sir, have you ever been arrested?

Elias: Yes.

Joey: I was gonna say "It's illegal to be that cute"

Joey: But now I'm curious

Elias: Aggravated assault

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Gavin, still awake at 3am: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Joey, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling:

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Gavin, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Elias: Have you heard? There was a flood in the valley.

Joey: I'd like to make a flood in your valley.

Elias:

Elias: *leaves*

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Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure.

Joey: *snorts*

Elias: What?

Joey: Do you feel safe?

Elias: I will hit you.

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Gavin, T-Posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Elias: Good morning, problem child.

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Gavin: Sibling relationships are weird.

Gavin: Like, I'd give Stephen my kidney, but I'm not letting him borrow my charger.

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Elias: Gavin is such an idiot.

Random asshole: Yeah, he is.

Elias: Don't you dare talk about him like that!

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Joey, seductively: Tell me your wildest fantasy.

Elias: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.

Joey: No, I meant like-

Elias: Everyone claps.