Elias: I need to get something off my chest.
Gavin: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
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Gavin: I dare Elias to prank call his dad!
Elias: That's it? *pulls out phone* Siri, call dad.
Siri: Calling "Daddy"
Elias: NO NO NO-
*Joey's phone rings*
Gavin:
Joey:
Elias:
Joey: I'm not your father-
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Elias: It's really frustrating.
Gavin: What is?
Elias: Watching Jay openly flirt with Daniel and Daniel not realising it.
Gavin: *wearing a "date me Elias pls" shirt* Haha yeah so oblivious.
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Gavin, apologising: .. . - .. / ... _ ._. .-. -.-
Elias: What's that?
Gavin: Remorse code
Elias: I'm even angrier now.
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Elias: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.
Joey: You left me and Gavin in a Walmart parking lot, like, three weeks ago.
Elias: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Elias: That's ridiculous! Gavin doesn't have a crush on me!
Daniel: Yes he does.
Joey: Yes he does.
Gavin: Yes I do.
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Elias: We'll have to distract them...are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Gavin: My time has come.
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Gavin: Hey Elias, are you a painting?
Elias: .....No?
Gavin: Because I'd like to nail you against the wall.
Elias:
Joey:
Joey: Oh thank God, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang him!
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