Just a little side note, most of these are Elvin lmao-
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Ann: I love this whole "Good cop, Bad cop" thing you guys have going!
Hosuh: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Stephen isn't.
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Elias, cool and collected, badass, level-headed, etc, etc: I got this under control
Gavin: *gets a paper cut* Ow!
Elias, panicking and crashing into everything in his haste: oMFG! ARE YOU OK?! YOU'RE BLEEDING! THAT'S IT WE'RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!
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Gavin, unbuttoning shirt: God, it's so hot in here.
Elias: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Gavin: You know, I'm jealous of you
Elias: Huh? Why?
Gavin: Your partner is way hotter than mine *walks away*
Elias: Wait but
Elias: But wE ARE DATI-
Elias: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
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Elias: What are you doing..?
Gavin, hanging upside down from the monkey bars: Trying to kiss you?
Elias: You're going to fall.
Gavin:
Gavin: Shut up and kiss me asshole, I'm getting lightheaded
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Gavin: You're so sweet and cute and precious~
Elias: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND PISSED OFF.
Gavin: How cute :3c
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Gavin: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?
Elias: Gavin. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the FUCK?
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Elias: I'm home!
Gavin: Welcome back! Do you want lunch or...do you want me?~ ❤
Elias: I'll have lunch.
Gavin: *mumbles angrily*
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Elias: Would you rather stab Gavin, or-
Stephen: Stab Gavin
Elias: But I didn't even say the other option
Stephen: I know, but I would still stab Gavin
Elias:
Gavin: I'm not gonna lie, I'm feeling a little unsafe in this house, does anyone else feel the same way?
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Stephen: Trick or yeet
Gavin: Yeet?
Stephen: *throws Gavin*
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Jay: Dating tip: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door of it's hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Hosuh: I'm really beginning to see why you're single.
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FanficI know the title is a mouthful, but I don't really care lol
