Danplan/ActuallyOddPlan Incorrect Quotes

Actually, incorrect quotes

Now that all of the Blue Boys Club ones have been copied over, it's time to get right into the new ones!
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Stephen: How are we going to defeat them?

Jay: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.

Stephen: I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.

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Jay: I'm gonna play a song for you right now.

Jay: It's called "my life so far"

Jay: *takes a deep breath, bangs the cymbal*

Jay: *high pitched* AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Hosuh: If I was a drink, I would be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Elias: Bleach.

Jay: Sewage.

Hosuh: Please calm down, edgelords.

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Jay: *picks up phone* Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your brother. If you don't pay a ransom of-

Jay: Sorry, but I don't have a brother,,

Kidnapper: Then who's the boy with the blue hair that keeps whining for Boba???

Jay: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE GAVIN-

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Hosuh: Gavin, oh my God, you've grown!

Gavin: Actually, I'm wearing high heeled sneakers.

Hosuh:

Hosuh: You what now-

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Stephen & Jay: How come whenever we have fun, it's considered wrong?

Hosuh: People die when you two have fun.

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Gavin: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Elias: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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Stephen: Kids, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Ng way.

Ted: Dad, isn't that just the wrong way?

Stephen: Yeah, but it's faster.

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Hosuh: Have a good day.

Stephen: Don't tell me what to do.

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Joey: Gavin, you're like an angel with no wings.

Gavin: So, like, a person?

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Daniel, leaving Hosuh in charge: So, I've made the decision to trust you.

Hosuh, now on the dark side: A horrible decision, really.

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Gavin: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Joey: Dude, it's four o'clock in the fucking morning.

Gavin: So you can't sleep huh?

Gavin: ....Is it because of the blanket?

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Stephen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me...

Stephen: But I can't help it that I'm popular.

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Gavin: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective!?

Elias: *gets on knees*

Joey: *crouches down*

Gavin:

Gavin: I will kill you both in your sleep.

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"I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did"

-Gavin to Elias, probably

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Daniel: Gavin, I appreciate you and Stephen trying to teach the other's English, but could you please stop doing it through vine references?

Gavin: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Hosuh, from across the room: STOP, I could have dropped my croissant!