So me and my mom were watching The Boys [So many warnings on that show it isnt even funny but we watch it because Season 3 has an actor that was in Supernatural who is Jensen Ackles is gonna be in it]
And I was on Discord doing a Sam and Colby roleplay
My brother brought Jack over to me
And I literally just acted like I bit Jack
Like-
It didn't hurt Jack, dont worry
And so my mom who was on a call with her friend looked at me and was like "What the hell did you just do?!"
I was like
"Boi, I bit Jack >:)"
And that whole 30 minutes we were joking around
When I first put my mouth on Jack my mom literally said
And these are her EXACT words
"Get Jack out of your mouth!"
And oh mah fucking gAwD that made me bust out laughing
Later on I bit my brother
I threatened to bite Jack again
And then my mom told Killian [Our dog] that I might bite him next
Pfftt-