I bit my cat

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So me and my mom were watching The Boys [So many warnings on that show it isnt even funny but we watch it because Season 3 has an actor that was in Supernatural who is Jensen Ackles is gonna be in it]

And I was on Discord doing a Sam and Colby roleplay

My brother brought Jack over to me

And I literally just acted like I bit Jack

Like-

It didn't hurt Jack, dont worry

And so my mom who was on a call with her friend looked at me and was like "What the hell did you just do?!"

I was like

"Boi, I bit Jack >:)"

And that whole 30 minutes we were joking around

When I first put my mouth on Jack my mom literally said

And these are her EXACT words

"Get Jack out of your mouth!"

And oh mah fucking gAwD that made me bust out laughing

Later on I bit my brother

I threatened to bite Jack again

And then my mom told Killian [Our dog] that I might bite him next

Pfftt-

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