Rap battle

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Random rap battle because why not .

Warning. There is cussing. A lot of it. 

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Ryder : hello everyone my name is Ryder and welcome to our first ever rap battle. Here's how it works, The two people with rap And when they're done you will vote on who you want to win. Today's competitors are our own chase and rubble.

Ok lets start with rubble in 3.. 2.. 1.. go

Rubble: OK let's get one thing straight pig. I'd like to have Skye as my girlfriend . You are a no good d******g Who can get rekt by me and my Glock you fat cock. I hope you like death b***h ass hoe queer, you can burn uncool fool. I am unbeatable you nutty little hoe.

Ryder: ok Chase how are you going to reply.

Chase: I'm gonna burn rubble For his words.

Ryder: OK let's see u roast him in 3.. 2.. 1.. go

Chase: That's why I fucked your b***h You're fat m**********r. Yes I said it.Try to fuck with me I'll Blow off your m*********ing brains.First off, fuck your b***h And the click you claim West side when we ride Come equipped with game You claim to be a player But I fucked your girl b***h never mess with me u f****t little queer This ain't no freestyle battle All you n****s getting killed With your mouths open Tryin' to come up off of me You and the clouds hoping. I hope you take a .44 to your head stupid fool. Im gonna Tell you right now you deserve to die stupid ass hoe.

Ryder: Damn There's a lot of hate. Oh well it's time to vote. Let's see who wins.

(Five minutes later)

Ryder: OK it seems we have a winner. The winner is......

Chase by A total landslide of 120 votes to 0 votes.

Chase. Wooooooo (kisses Skye)

Rubble: dang I thought I would win. Well good job

Chase: that was a good man. But don't Try to take my girl. Also thanks.

Rubble: no problem.

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OK guys that was fun. I know this is random but I just wanted to do a fun rap battle. Who is surprised that rubble said what he said. Don't get me started on Chase. The reason this is here is because they are fighting for skye, Anyways guys it is good to see you and I will see you in the next upload or on discord.

Goodbye.

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