Give her a hairbrush and then simply walk off.Tell her: "Come on, Hermione, your parents are dentists! ...Send her love notes from Draco.Send her hate mail from Lockhart.Make the house elves in the kitchen work harder.Tell Draco that Hermione loves him.Tell her that all House-Elves have planned a rebellion against her Attatch pictures of Gilderoy Lockhart on all of her belongings . Tease her aboout Viktor . Sing \"Hermione and Ron sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G...\" . Get Rita Skeeter to do an interview with her . Burn down the Library . Change the grades so that she gets lower grades than Harry, Ron, and Neville . Secretly get her engaged/married to Draco . Secretly get her engaged/married to Snape . Get Proffessor Umbrige to get a decree against brown-haried girls using the Library . Get Ron and Harry to finally read Hogwarts A History and continously recite it/ . Say \"spew\" instead of S.P.E.W. . Make sure that Proffessor Trewlenary teaches all of her classess (except Potions) . Transfer her to Slytherin 1. Give her a tape-recording of nothing but the name Fleur on it repeating over and over again . Take away her Arithamcy book Shorten her robes till they vialate the school dress code . Tell her that studying is overrated . Don\'t stop talking about Quidditch . Snap her wand in half - Call her Hermy -Call Viktor "Vikcy" -Ask to copy her homework -Hide her potions essay -Tell her Professor McGonagal changed her scedule. She now has Diviniation 3 times a week Brush her hair -Call her Hormone, and re-enact the stages of puberty. -Tell her that Mcgonogal ate a house elf and see how she handles it steal her books, and replace them with house elf look alike dolls -shave her head in her sleep and say, "Dobby did it."
Tell her Ron fancies her and give her a ring. say its from him
Ask if you can copy her homework, when she says no, say "But McGonagall said you'd let me" in a whiny voice
Tell Dobby to follow her around, always cleaning
Tell Harry she's secretly pining for him
. swap her and Ron's books and everything over so she looks like she's done work like ron's and vice versa
Tell snape she's pregnant with his baby and see what happens
tell her she's pregnant with snape's baby and ask what happened
tell her Viktor and Ron both died in a pub brawl over who would marry her
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How To Annoy Harry Potter Characters
Fanfictionthese are some ideas for when you shift if you wanna annoy them in a funny way. hope you enjoy<3
