How To Annoy Harry Potter Characters

Voldemort part 3

1. Ask him if he has any sunscreen 

2. Send him a love letter 

3. Tell him: \"ADMIT IT!!! YOU WERE DEFEATED BY A LITTLE BOY 4 TIMES!!!\" 

4. Tell him that his mommy says hi 

5. call him a half-blood 

6. break his wand in half 

7. Start the \"WE LOVE VOLDEMORT CLUB\" (do it behind Umbrige\'s back and kill two birds with one stone) 

8. Publish an article in the Daily Prophet saying that Voldemort now lives with bunnies in a meadow 

9. Ask him how his child life was 

10. Ask him how his love-life is 

11. Make a fake Sorcerer's Stone that instead of giving immortality gives out 1 million I hate Lord Voldemort sayings 

12. Play "Where is the Love," "What the World Needs Now," "Let there be Peace on Earth," and "Lean on Me" 

13. Ask him why he doesn't just give up and admit that he's gonna lose and die 

14. Help him come up with plans to have a spectacular surrender, especially if it's against his own free will 

15. Sing the Harry Potter Fan Club Song 

 16. Send him a Cheer Bear Care Bear 

some more :)

 1: Call him Tommy boy.

 2: tell him to get color contacts

 3: ask him why he can\'t kill Harry Potter 

4: give him a large bottle of lotion and tell him to use it on his scaly skin

 5: tell him you love him 

6: kill his stupid snake 

7: ask him if he\'s annerexic or bolemic 

8: tell him he needs to get some sun s

some moree:))

-Send him a rubber pig nose to replace the snake one he has. 

-Buy him a wig 

-Buy him blush 

-Publish his REAL name in the daily prophet 

-Tell him to take a bath - seriously -

Send him a 800 page story on how Harry defeats him - oh, wait, that exists already. 

-If you see him, scream \"Oh, no, it\'s Tommy!\" -

Ask him if he is realted to the Ridder and if he is planning to appear on \"Batman\" 

-Ask him if it\'s hard to pick his nose. 

i got some moreeee:)))))

 1. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. 

2. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?' 

3. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.' 

4. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps. 

5. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there....works for everyone actually