Will there be fluff? Yes
Will there be angst? Definitely
Will there be oneshots that go from one to the other (fluff to angst and vice versa)? Absolutely
Will there be smut? Fuck no, I don't write that shit
Will there be cursing? Hell yes, so keep y...
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Thank you @pancak_eeee24 for the prompt!
Btw, I'm not fully sure about the whole backstory regarding Wil and Fundy (regarding the rp). I've heard somewhere that Fundy is the son of Wil and the salmon, but I've also seen several places where Wilbur just found the fox boi and adopted him, so.....
So for the sake of the plot of this oneshot, I'm gonna go down the adoption route
Also, there is some slight swearing, sorry (i know you didn't want much, and I kept that in mind, but I saw the opportunity and just wanted to bc it would both be hilarious and adorable)
Also also, this AU all the youtubers that have an animal skin (like Fundy or Techno) are a sort of "halfling" of sorts, where they have their respective animals tail and ears (like Fundy has a fox tail and ears), and also have their respective animals personalities (foxes are cunning, pigs [well, boars] rely on strength, etc).
Also, 1st person to 3rd bc the first section didn't sound right unless I used "I" instead of "he"
Also, timeframe is shortly after L'manburg became independent. This is way before the whole fiasco with Quackity and Schlatt. Thought I should clarify that (the only exception is the very beginning with baby Fundy, where it was around the time L'manburg was formed, but before it was independent).
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I listened to the river's waves crash as I watched the salmon swim upstream. The sun was warm and bright, the air cool and crisp. It was tranquil.
That is until a child started crying.
I looked around, not finding anyone, yet the crying persisted. I walked towards a bush, noticing how the crying got louder the closer I got to it. I part the leaves to find a....peculiar sight.
Covered in sticks and leaves was a baby, couldn't be any older than a year old, with unnaturally bright orange hair and an even more unnatural fox tail and ears.
"Hey, hey," I said softly, picking up the child. "Shh, it's alright."
The child immediately calmed down as I held him, his curious amber eyes stared at me, watching my every move.
I looked around for someone, anyone, who at least had some similarities with the tot. I huffed, yet to find anyone.
Maybe Phil can help...
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Okay, so Phil's idea wasn't much better.
"What do you mean I just keep it!?" I yelled, the baby playing with Techno in the corner. "I'm nineteen, for Christ's sake! How the hell am I supposed to raise a baby by myself!?"
