Skinhead Showdown

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Two skinheads rough, hand in hand, were walking down their lane

Rough and gruff, yes very much, and both were swinging chains

A toothless grin was flashed within the darkened lane  just then

As coming up the other side, two rough old wrinkled hens


Two old grannies, hand in hand, were walking up that lane

Rough and gruff, yes very much, and both were swinging canes

Sparks flew then as chain met cane and a massive brawl ensued

The skinheads knew they'd met their match, that this night would be rued


You''re both going down! the skinheads roared as violent fists were thrown

But grannies  quick each threw a kick and the skinheads shrieked and moaned

Bloody Hell! Get out of here! the skinheads roared just then

And a toothless grin flashed within from each old wrinkled hen


Two skinheads rough, hand in hand, fled back down that lane

Rough and gruff, yes very much, but both were minus chains

Two old grannies, hand in hand, proudly held that lane

Rough and gruff, yes very much, as each still held their cane

Both walked off, heads aloft

Each was swinging a chain!




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