Final Confrontation- Horace the Skinhead bows out

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Horace laced up his beloved Doc Martens

Prescribed for violent altercations

Ox blooded and bloody weapons

Battle scarred and battered

Essential kit for tours of duty

The last of the Skinheads dressed for battle

The intimidating black gum shield

Filled out his gaunted haunted face

Taking pride in his denims

He gripped his chain and took a swing

The old battle cry resonating from his arthrithic throat

'Ger up ye bastard!

He worked up a frenzy and beat the crap out of his council bedsit

'Taste that steel! What did ye bleedin' say?

'Are ye lookin' at me ye toe rag!

He still knew his lines even at eighty one

It was time to bow out

He needed some one to bow out on

Skinheads are funny like that - Involve other people for the crack

The Teddy boys were juking it up

Fifties nights for the decrepits

Ducks arses groomed and combed

Dry cleaned rockers in dry cleaned crombies

'That'll be the day when I die'

The old vinyl floor filler whippin' up the adrenalin

Defibrillators and oxygen on standby

Horace burst in then!

He took out two Teddys and worked his Docs hard

Hard men are still hard in old age

Once a hardo always a hardo they say

The chain was swinging now! 

Wrecking the jukebox and escalating the battle

'Come on ye bastards! roared Horace

Five teddies were downed now

Then the beer bottle came crashing down

Horace staggered as his head burst open

His heart packed in and called it a day

A smile came to his face as he took one final look

His Doc Martens oxblooded and bloody

The last of the Skinheads bowed out

His chain by his side

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