13.5 | Christmas Special

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All 11 of the crewmates are happy, chilling with eachother and hanging the decorations up. Suddenly, a girl with a purple superhero-esque space suit popped out from under the Cafeteria tables.

"Hello readers!" the girl yelled. "It is I, the great Darkwing Du-". She was interrupted by one of the crewmates, Fuchsia removing her hat. "Why are you wearing that costume? It's way past Halloween". The girl grabbed the hat back from Fuchsia and placed it back on her head. "It's cosplay, okay!?" she yelled at him. "I cosplay as him as my avatar in the game". "Yeah yeah, sure. Whatever," Fuchsia sighed.

The girl cleared her voice again. "I am the Author of this fanfiction, aka TomaTedd! This chapter is a Christmas special cause these are kind of fun to do. Anyways, have fun!".

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Nutella: All I want for Christmas, IIIIIISSSS...

Everyone Else: To Not Die!

Nutella: THOSE AREN'T THE LYRICS
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Daisy: We need something to put on top of the tree! But I can't find the star!

Andy: We can put an angel up there!

*proceeds to yeet Angie onto the tree*
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Lemon: Now that we are finished with the process of buttering the turkey's skin, it is time for us to spatchcock the turkey.

Lemon: Will you pass me the baseball bat?

Daisy: With pleasure.

Lemon: Thank you, dear sister.

*hits turkey multiple times with bat to break the spine*
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Nutella: All I want for Christmas, IIIIIISSSS

Daisy: My brother back.

Rudy: To have Maria back.

The impostors: To not have murderous thoughts.

The ghosts: To have our lives back.

Nutella: SERIOUSLY, GUYS!?
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Fuchsia: What do you have there?

Daisy with a box full of guides to bring back the dead using the help of demonic arts: A smoothie.
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*desk lamp turns on, revealing elf on the shelf tied to small chair*

Fuchsia: What do you know about the recent murders?

Elf: *bell sounds*

Daisy: He has a name, you know. He's Charlie-

Fuchsia: *slams hand onto table* I KNOW YOU WITNESSED THE MURDERS. YOU ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE IN THE SKELD.

Elf: *distressed bell sounds*

Fuchsia: If you don't tell me, I'll have to be forced to hold you. Human touch does kill elves, after all..

Elf: *DISTRESSED BELL SOUNDS*

Daisy: Officer Fuchsia. It seems the elf does not know how to speak English.

Fuchsia: ..... F*ck
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Rudy: YO, I'm Rudolph! Who wants to be the Santa to my Rudolph??

*silence*

Rudy: You know, Santa rides the Reindeer?

*silence*

Lime: This is why we voted you out.
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Daisy: Are you sure the interrogation is going alright?

Fuchsia: Yes, I am sure we can find out the imposters by interrogating this little stalker.

Elf: *distressed bell sounds*

Daisy: I think it's calling our for it's Mothe-

*spaceship crashes into side of the Skeld*
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Lime: Why is there mistletoe on the door?

Daisy: It's a Christmas tradition!

Lime: We don't have any couples here with us.

Daisy: Haha HAH-
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*spaceship opens up revealing pilot*

Charles Calvin: Uhh, sorry. We got a report from one of our government spying agents.

Fuchsia: ..... I am so sorry sir, I think we may have accidentally bought a government spying agent instead of an Elf on the Shelf.

Charles Calvin: Don't worry, that happens all the time. You won't believe how many houses I've had to crash into.
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Vincent: Oh hey, Daisy

Brooke: What did you call us for?

Daisy: Oh. I was about to tell you something important but there's a mistletoe up on the door~~

Brooke and Vincent: *look up*

Brooke: ... You're so glad we're actually dating, cause if we weren't I would probably break your ank-

Vincent: *kisses him*

Daisy: If I don't get to see the ghosts again, at least I can imagine the wedding now.
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Nutella: All I want for Christmas, IIIIIISSSS...

Everyone Else: YOOOOOOOUUUU

Nutella: FINALLY!!

Andy:OOOOOOUUUuuuuuur wallet.

Nutella: .....

Nutella: Imma pretend that didn't happen.

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TomaTedd popped out again from under the table. "Thanks for reading this rackshat Christmas special!" she said. "I've got to go now. If they realised I was here then-"
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Pumpkin stirred her coffee with her spoon and walked back to her room. It was the middle of the night and she didn't feel a bit tired. She felt that coffee would help her fall asleep, or maybe that would be the opposite effect.

As she was walking to her bedroom, she caught a glimpse of the Security room. The screen was reflecting a white light on the floor for some reason. The conputer screens usually reflected green or any colour the crewmates wore. The screen was never completely white.

She decided to check the Security monitors, to check if it's alright. She entered the room and looked at the screens. Instead of the normal security screens, it looked like a normal computer. Somebody had left a tab open on some website called "Wattpad". She looked at the words on screen.

"Pumpkin stirred her coffee with her spoon and walked back to her room. It was the middle of the night and she didn't feel a bit tired. She felt that coffee would help her fall asleep, or maybe that would be the opposite effect."

What was this??? Was somebody stalking her??? This seemed like some fanfiction website. She checked the previous chapters. Those chapters were in the POV's of other crewmates... What the-

"What are you doing here?" I asked her. She turned around, almost spilling her coffee on my computer. I stepped out of the vent with my baseball bat in hand. My long, red hat covered my eyes and the yellow coat on my red turtleneck was covered in pink blood. I didn't have to kill anyone in this universe. Had to do something in another universe.

Pumpkin looked scared. "Are you the Author!?" she shouted at me. I rolled my eyes. I so was going to enjoy destroying this universe. I gripped my baseball bat and held it over my head.

"Forget this ever happened..."

bONK

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