The Ludicrous Life Of Kranch Razorblade: An AHIT Fanfiction

Chapter 3: A New Place To Stay

Hi-hi! I'm back and most importantly, not dead! I'm sorry for not updating in a long time, if you read the authors note before i deleted it, you would know that i didn't get to the subcon forest yet and therefore i had to play through the game so that i can get snatcher's characterization right and it took me a long time to motivate myself to play the game again because i'm a lazy piece of shit lol....but i finally did! (Oh and since i didn't play through subcon yet before writing chapter 2, that also means i accidentally made a mistake at the end of it, i didn't know that hat kid actually got caught in a trap when she first meets snatcher...so since i can't be bothered to change up the last chapter to reflect that, let's just pretend that's what happened, okay?)

I stare at the whole thing going on; y'know for such a sugoi, kawaii desu ne shonen, that ghost guy SURE was loud! It hurt my poor, kawaii lil ears and i had to cover 'em! I couldn't really hear what he said since i covered up my ears REALLY good but all i knew was that it was something about coatracks or whatever? After a good while the guy disk of peared into the ground, i took my hands off my ears and looked up to my furbies excitedly

"OWO WATASHI'S KAMISAMA DESU YOU GUYS, WE FOUND THE GUY!!!!" I whisper-shout all high-pitched like a TRUE anime girl hehe ^w^. Bertram cheered after i said this but lizzie just scoffed, "greaaattt...can we go home now?" She said; i giggle a bit at her reebok, "no, you silly-millie! We haven't even completed our mission yet!" I say before turning back around, "though....we need someplace to set up shop first..." i added. I leave the trees i've been hiding in onto the path and look around a bit to notice some kawaii lil houses in the distance, "heh....looks like we have some luck! How....lucky!!! Hehehe!" I finish.

"Oh no....you're not gonna do what i THINK you're gonna do, are you?" Bert says as he and lizzie leave the trees before i look to them both all confused, "hehe....what? I was gonna ask the people over there if we can stay at one of their houses! Hehe....what were YOU thinking?" I reply. Bertram sighs and slouches a little, "oh that's a relief! I was worried you were suggesting we break-and-enter for a sec there..." he admits; i giggle and soon we were off to the village and did just what i said, except we had no luck with it. Everyone kept saying that i was "too big" and that "i couldn't fit into their houses" hmph! How rude of them! I'm not THAT fat, am i? After a moment of exploring the area me and the furbs walked into a strange circle of pebble vines....and i'm not talking the type of vines you see on the internet! They began to close in on us and since we are all ghost things we tried to fly out but some starch force was making us unable to move! Suddenly the same ghost guy from before appeared! I stare lovingly at he rose from the ground

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOOOooooo-......." he yelled, trailing his words once he got a good look of me. A million billion gazillion bajillion thoughts begin to run through my head and my face begins to burn up, does he think i'm......special? "Oh...you're already a ghost, i guess you got caught in my trap by mistake....my sincerest apologies ma'am, i'll let you and your friends go now" he says, soon the vines disappeared and i was able to move again so nationally i did what i do best.....i flailed my arms around, squealed in joy, giggled and overrall just fan-GHOUL-ed all over the place hehe! "Ummm....are you...alright?" The ghost asks, upon hearing this i try to regain my composter as much as possibru and try to think on what would make for a good first impression for this stranger. "Hmmm...should i be boring and just say 'hi my name is kranch?'" I think to myself, "actually....wait, i know! I can be a -dere! But which one...?" I add, i think and think for a moment until the dude interrupts me. "Did you hear me? I asked if you're alright" he said. After finally figurine out how to introduce myself, i cross my arms and try and look as tsundere as possible; "hmph! I'm fine i guess....but d-DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA, I DIDN'T.....uhhh...I DIDN'T G-.....I DIDN'T LET Y-Y-YOU FREE ME BECAUSE....I LIKE YOU OR ANYTH-THING, B-B-BAKA!!!" I yell before a moment of awkward silence