Tater: RACE
Race: *sad that I killed him* no
Tater: WELL FUCK YOU YOURE NOT PART OF THE COOKING SHOW ANYMORE
Race: WAHT?!
Tater: EVERYONE ELSE COME TO THE KITCHEN WE'RE COOKING
Elmer: BURNT RAMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Micha: AYYYYYYYYY
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Tater: IM GONNA PLAY MUSIC CAUSE ACCORDING TO SCIENCE, THAT MAKES COWS PRODUCE MILK FASTER SO IT MIGHT MAKE US COOK FASTER
Grace: PLAY MUSIC FROM-
Tater's Phone: *starts playing Your New Boyfriend*
Kiera: AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Tater and Kiera: LIFE ISNT QUITE WHAT I THOUGHT ID BE WHEN I WAS A KID ON VOIP-
Grace: *screams*
Tater: DODOODDDOOFOdOOO
Tater, Kiera, and Buttons: *screaming the lyrics*
Micha: IM GONNA COOK RAMEN
Grace: *trying to cook cookies*
Ben Cook: *being fukciung useless brO LEARN HOW TO COOK*
Spot: *left to go be with Race*
Jack: DAVEY I MADE COOKIES THAT LOOK LIKE HORSES *holds up a cookie horse that he made in like five seconds h o w*
Davey: That-
Sniper: *eats the horses head off*
JAck: *screams*
Kiera: ANYWAY MAKE THE MOST OF HIM CAUSE SHE MOVES ON PRETTY BLOODY QUICK-
Romeo: DEAD GIRL WALKIINNNNNNNNNNNNN
Mike and Leaps: *actually cooking something*
Tater: *makes a microphone appear in his hand* MIKE AND LEAPS
Mike: Yeah?
Leaps: *concerned that either of them are going to end up in a coma*
Tater: What are you guys cooking?
Leaps: Pasta
Tater: Cooooooooool.
Mike: yep-
Tater: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WILBURS NEW SONG
Leaps: Its nice?
Tater: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WILBUR SOOT IN GENERAL
Leaps: I dont know?
Tater: HES GREAT
Leaps: Okay?
Tater: OKAY BYE
Leaps: Bye?
Tater: *walks over to Grace* GRACE
Grace: *screams internally*
Tater: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WILBUR SOOT-
Grace: I dont know???
Tater: WELL I GUESS FINCH IS NEVER WAKING UP
Grace: WHAT?!
Tater: YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE
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