Uh be warned that theres a lot of inappropriate shit in this cause three fourths of what my classmates say is sexual
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Jack: *walks up to Davey* Oh hey new kid!
Davey: *waves*
Jack: Are you gay?
Davey: I- I- What?
Jack: Aw damn I thought I'd have a chance with you :(
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Elmer: YAY YOU SAT WITH US
Sniper: You're probably gonna regret it
Davey: *confused*
Sniper: *points at Race* That's Race. He fucked a tree. There's still cum on the tree if you want evidence.
Davey: I-
Sniper: *points at Spot* That's Spot. Don't fuck with him, he once fucked someone with a cheesestick.
Davey: *concerned*
Sniper: *Points at Romeo* Don't talk to him he's overly sexual. *points at Jojo* That's Crutchie, he dies every time Romeo opens his mouth
Jojo: *not Crutchie* I'm not-
Davey: *points at Smalls* Who's that?
Race: *screams* DON'T TALK TO THE DEVIL CHILD
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Romeo: *accidentally spills yoghurt on himself*
Race: wOAH CALM DOWN ITS STILL NOVEMBER
Crutchie: *throws up*
Romeo: saYS THE ONE WHO FUCKED A TREE
Crutchie: *falls on the ground*
Race: sAYS THE ONE WHO FUCKED A-
Crutchie: *dies*
Les: GUYS YOU KILLED THE FROG WHISPERER
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Race: And-
Spot: If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna shove this knife up your ass
Race: bITCH DO IT I DARE YOU
Crutchie: *screams*
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Race: I'd be so down to get fucked by a water bottle right now
Albert: *hits him on the head with his water bottle*
Race: Do you need glasses you SOMEHOW FUCKING MISSED
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Jack: Y'all I'm gonna fly a train to Santa Fe and Davey's gonna help me!
Davey: That defies the laws of physics
Jack: WELL WHO SAID WE HAD TO LISTEN TO THE DEAD BITCHES WHO CAME UP WITH THAT
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Race and Albert: *T-Posing next to a tree and screaming*
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Race: FUCK THE FROGS
Jojo: NO THEYRE MY FRIENDS
Race: Yeah well I fucked your friend too so there no difference is there? *walks away*
Jojo: You- You- WAIT ARENT YOU 14
Race: YEAH BITCH CATCH UP
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Sniper: I would like to commit self-murder
Smalls: Don't
Sniper: Fine. *lays face-down on the ground*
Smalls: ...
Sniper: *screams*
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Race: I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY
Albert: YEAH WELL I GOT A BETTER GRADE THAN YOU IN STAND UP SO HAH
Race: HEY DONT BRING GRADES INTO THIS-
Albert and Race: *fighting*
Davey: I- You both failed
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Race: *from across the field* I HAVE FIVE PENISES AND YOU DONT HAH
Albert: *yells something but quieter*
Crutchie: I am a child I should not have to witness this
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Sniper: What if I just dropped dead
Spot: I'll punch you till your body disintegrates so we don't have to deal with police
Sniper: gee thanks NOW I DONT WANnA DIE FUCK YOU
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Mike and Ike: *standing on tables*
Davey: Get down
Mike and Ike: *don't get off*
Davey: I'm gonna get someone to push you down
Mike and Ike: *take out knives*
Davey: Or I'm going to let you peacefully do your table standing ritual oKAY BYE
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this is called being to emotionally unstable to write bc ill accidentally end up exploding the world and crying ok bye
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