BLACK CLOVER SCENARIOS/ ONE SHOTS

HOW ARE BABIES MADE?

Asta:

You were outside folding laundry when (s/n) suddenly ran up to you. 
However, you were not expecting him to pop this question. 

"Where do babies come from?" He asks. 
"Well, they come from rainbows." 

You inwardly cringle to yourself. Rainbows? Why was that the first thing that popped into your head? 

"Liar!" He suddenly shouts and you look at him with wide eyes. 
"What?" 

Asta soon ran out of the building, his eyes wide. Like he was trying to stop something. 

"Daddy said I came out of your vagina!" 

Asta stopped hearing the words that came out of his sons mouth. He started to nervously laugh as he looks at you. He can see the deadly aura lifting from your body. 

Charlotte: 

(D/n) was a hard kid to convince. 

You weren't home so she was left with (d/n), and right now Charlotte needed you more than ever right now. 

"Mommy, how are babies made?" 

Charlotte's brain stopped working. 
(d/n) could tell that Charlotte was struggling to come up with an answer. 

(d/n) sighs and shakes her head. She grabs onto her mothers hand. 
"It's okay if you don't know mom. We can ask mommy when she gets back home." 

Charlotte's face turns red, knowing that this situation was about to get even worse. 

Fuegoleon: 

(s/n) does not have a filter. So what ever comes to his head, he will speak it. 

"Dad, how are babies made?" He asks his father. Being an older brother, he was kind of prepared for this question. 

"Well, it happens when mommy and daddy kiss for a really long time." 
(s/n) nods his head with a confused look on his face. 

"If that so, then why don't I have a brother yet?"
"Hmm?" 
"I see mommy kiss you all the time. So where's my brother?" He asks and Fuegoleon coughs a little so he could compose himself. 

"Ah, well then I guess it wasn't a long enough of a kiss."

Gauche: 

Sometimes Gauche isn't good with surprise questions. So when (d/n) came up to him and asked, 

"how are babies made?" 
He panicked and said, "we're all going to die one day." 

 Both you and (d/n) looked at him with an questionable look. 
"Huh?" She asks and Gauche nods his head. He had to keep up with his statement. 
"Go think about that." He says and your eyes widen. 

"Okay...." She says and walks out the room. 

"Guache! How could you say that to her!" 
"It distracted her from the other question, didn't it?" 
"Well now we gotta answer questions about life and death!"

Henry: 

Henry isn't that education in the female reproduction, but he got the gist of it for sure. So when (s/n) asked him, 

"how are babies made?" 

He also panicked. 

"Well... you mix... baby powder... and uh, peas... and other-"
"Stop." He suddenly says and he does.

"I'm going to ask mom." He says leaving Henry alone to slow down his beating heart. 

"Oh, thank god." He whispers to himself, glad that he was out of that situation.