{"Hello, and welcome to the first proper chapter of THE LIFE AND LIES OF VEEEEEENUSSSS POTTTTTERRRRRR'' declared Lyssa as she opened her laptop for today's work. "LIKE THE CRAZY AUTHORS WE ARE, WE ARE GOING TO THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT THROUGH GIVING YOU A TRIPLE UPDATE FOR CHRISTMAS! WE HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY, AND ONCE AGAIN, THANKS ALL YOU CRAZY READERSSSSS!!!" Amy yells out as if she was presenting to a grand theatre, "I would say to tone down the dramatics, but I know that's not possible in your case," Lyssa teases, "And just an fyi we will not be doing any updates on the 25th and 26th so please do not expect an update till the 28th as we will need to have time to write the chapters needed but know we will get back on to schedule asap after the holidays!" Lyssa finishes, "NOW LET'S MAKE LIKE SANTA CLAUS ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND ZOOM INTO CHAPTER ONE!" Amy declares "Chile....anyway on with Chapter 1!" Lyssa rolls her eyes at Amy's childish behaviour, "OMG I JUST FORGOT TO MENTION THE ART ABOVE! Okies, so I drew this art earlier today, and it's a group picture of the gang together! HOPE YALL CRAZY READERS LIKE THE CHAPTER! Amy yelled once more}
It was just another hot Wednesday morning as the gang who had come to call themselves The Wonderland Wizards™, were all outside playing Quiddich on the erected field that Mel's family had built just after her first year. The teams were, Fred and Venus against George and Mel, unfortunately Cedric wasn't able to be there due to his Father wanting his help with preparing for the QWC. For once George and Mel caught Fred and Venus off guard when they crushed their friends and celebrated by circling the pitch a few times. "Alright, alright you win" sighed Fred "How about this time we swap the teams around a bit, Weasleys vs the losing team?" At Fred's deceleration, Venus pushed him over and into the mud that was still wet from the grass being washed {"No one 'washes' their grass Amy dear, that's a weird thing to do." said Lyssa through a fit of giggles} watered earlier that day.
"Sounds good to me, ready to trash these boys Love?" Venus cried as she shot up into the air.
"Why of course I am Honeybun, let's show these children how you really play quidditch!" Mel agreed, soaring up next to her, "Hit us with your best shot boys"
{"HiT Me WiTh yOuR BeSt ShOt!" Amy screamed, "FiRe AwAy, FiRe AwAy!" Lyssa continued. "If you could not tell dear readers our authors are currently listening to the playlist they made for this book, which can be found in the blurb" intervened Remus}
Laughing, before two twin grims looks set themselves on the boys' faces. "Whisp mate, I think we have two cocky opponents, don't you?" Feddie called out as he took his place opposite Venus.
George's eyes twinkled as he responded "I'd have to agree there Pads, and I think they need putting in their places." His broom also rose steadily as he aligned himself with a smirking Mel.
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The day had come for the gang to head off for the Quidditch World Cup, and it was a bloody shame that Cedric wasn't there to see the unruly morning events unfold. The previous night after another jam packed full day of crafting and nit-picking new original pranking inventions and never-ending Quidditch matches, it was no surprise that they collapsed in a dead heap, Venus' face in Mel's bust like usual, while Mel had her arms wrapped around Venus in a protective manner, as they all flopped onto her bed for the night, and to make matters worse, Fred halfway through the night began to eat Venus' {ass} hair... {"JESUS AMY CALM DOWN!" Lyssa screams, "OH LIKE YOU WOULDN'T DO THE SAME GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY!" Amy retorts "NO I WOULDN'T, THANK HADES THIS IS MARKED AS MATURE!" Lyssa responded} Lets just say that it was an interesting evening and leave it at that.
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