Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

After Five Years

***UNEDITED VERSION*** A changed/edited version will slowly be put up. Meghan Hume and Isaiah Hunt had the perfect love through high school, the type of love where you just knew they were going to get married and grow old together. But the last day of school brought the last day of their relationship. Now after five...

Silently Falling

Highest ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction -- "Sunshine, what guy do you know has a weird fetish with sign language?" She's the aftermath of a high school party nightmare. Tragedy robbed her of her innocence and stole her voice before she had the chance to speak out. The court called her a liar, and the guilty was set free...

Ask or Dare me!

Ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. Make sure the questions aren't too personal or the dares won't get me in trouble. If it's a dare I will record it only if it's needed.

My artbook

Just my drawings tell me what you think! They're mainly anime and art projects/art homework.

Black Butler Book of life

From facts to quotes and from cracks to songs of the characters from black butler season 1 and 2 as well as book of circus and book of murderer

Los blogs de Mystery

Si ustedes han visto mis libros la mayoría están en inglés así que voy hacer uno en español para todos los latinos/hispánicos que leen mis libros o miembros de MDDC

Blogs with Mystery!

Just random shit that happens in my life. yay! I don't know but enjoy my weirdness Edit about 7 months after first chapter: I used to cuss?! I didn't do that until recently! Huh! Anyways enjoy! ? Also beware of language and many many rants

Dirty Woman

Maganda, mayaman, matalino. Lahat na ata ng katangian ay na kay Chanelle Reloventej. Pati na rin, ang pagiging magaling sa kama. Walang sinuman, ang makatanggi sa kagustuhan ng babae. Hangga't sa makilala niya ang isang lalaking magpapabago sa kaniya. "Ganun lang yun? Hindi mo man lang ba ko makakayanang mahalin?" Sab...

Fear

He's everything she's ever wanted in a guy. A gentleman, a hunk, good with words. He's perfect. She never thought she could be so wrong.

The Vampire's Love

A Vampire fall's in love with a human and has to kill her.

Zodiac Signs

I had been reading these and I loved them so much I figured I'd make one myself. This includes zodiac squads, scenarios, and more! I hope you'll enjoy reading all about your sign! {Not all of this is accurate- everyone is different. Most of this shiz is from the internet so ㅋㅋㅋ} Highest Ranking: #398 Scenarios #562 f...

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Zodiac Signs

This is the first book I've ever written on wattpad so far so I thought I would start out with something simple. This is just gonna be a goofy book on the different zodiac signs. Now not all information in this book will be accurate so don't take anything personal. And not all aspects of this book on your sign could...