Comebacks Are My Second Language

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Sarcastic Comebacks

Because these are totally going to help you win at life. I mean it's not like I have gotten rejected 20 thousand times.... That's only because one does not simply understand "fangirling" Geez!

Comebacks

COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! T...

Smart Ass Comebacks (Funny Comebacks & Insults)

Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.

World's Best Comebacks

⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusing burns for those around you. Need a good laugh after a quiz? Stuck...

Comebacks That Will Make You Laugh

Funny Insults and Comebacks that will make your day "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah me neither"

Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)

Has anyone ever said something extremely stupid you needed a comeback to make things better! Here's the place you can find all comebacks! Use them on: -An Idiot -Ex boyfriend -Best friends -Ex Girlfriend -Mr.Steal yo Girl (or man, cause equality bro) -MRS.Steal yo MAN (or girl, again, equality bro) - Some guy who s...

Jokes, Comebacks, Roasts, and Insults

I will be doing some jokes that may be insulting. Comebacks that are awesome. And roasts that will leave u speechless SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS. Feel free to leave some of ur own jokes/comebacks/roasts/insults in the comments. INSPIRED BY @lucybruhh

Pick Up Line Comebacks

Is a guy annoying you that uses cheesy pick up lines and you don't know how to get rid of him? Well now you do----- READ THIS

The Ultimate Guide to Rejecting Pick-Up Lines

Have you ever wanted to just shove a boy/girl's pick up line down their throat? Well don't, because that could be considered assault. Instead use these sassy comebacks to all kinds of pickup lines! Enjoy these carefully devised, (if you call spending five minutes seeing if you can make a comeback and if not moving on...

pick up lines & burns

this book is about pick up lines,burns & jokes etc.

Insults For The Insulted

Don't you ever feel fed up with not having good insult to say to someone? Don't you want to say something to someone and make those words feel like a slap? Well here's the place. Jump in and enjoy a series of the best insults and comebacks.

The Book of Sassy Comebacks & Funny Insults

Its all in the title.

Comebacks

Want that extra zing in your comebacks! Well you have come to the right place!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny comebacks and Jokes

HAHA. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD FROM READING THIS. HAHAHAHHAHAHZHZHHAHhahzhahahahah ehehehe. Don't forget to vote. Bye!!!

The book of Hilarious Comebacks

A book full of comebacks. Self explanatory.