Onions Stories

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek...

y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...

(Y/N) moves to a Beach City after a big battle of custody going on between her mother and father. To her relief everything is perfect. Or did she speak too soon? When sh...

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

one shots You might want to read someone's outburst. A twinkling imagination of a stranger written into questionable grammar of twist and ideas. A young teenage girl see...

One day on your way home you see a new onion store has opened up in town after going in you meet the Lord and savior Shrek. You are taken away by his undeniable beauty...

BIG SHIT, not little, BIG!

Norway is chopping onions in the kitchen, preparing dinner, although things don't go as planned. Then things get even worse when Denmark comes in at the worst possible t...

I'll probably never finish this but it's a book about Shrek and That Vegan Teacher(aka Kadie) Enjoy losers😊

Alex finds himself cornered by....Monkeys?! And what's with the onions? For SpyFest2017 week one. Originally on Fanfiction.net

Shrek, a confused ogre, who leaves his wife to discover his inner-self. On his quest, he meets a man. Dr. Phil.

A lost child finds new hope in Shrek movies

im really sorry butt i have no regrets what so ever. honestly one of my close friends gave me this idea so blame her not me (: this is a story about shrek if you didn't...

Trump was big and orange but Shrek was bigger and green.

A childhood tale.

Shrek x Male! Reader 💞💞

Want to read a thigh-bulging, suspenseful, onion-packed story about a handsome green ogre's days in high school? Well this is the story for you, Shrek must use the power...