Warren loves porn. And one actor in particular. The love of his life. His reason for living. His destiny. Unfortunately, Warren has never actually met this man. At least, until one fateful night when their paths finally cross, the way he always knew they once would. Unfortunately, it was a very dark night and Warren was somewhat drunk (not to mention his overactive imagination), resulting in a case of mistaken identity. Unfortunately, the identity so happened to belong to the last person Warren would have ever wanted to get romantically (or worse: sexually) involved with: his new boss.