Hermione Granger is set to begin her new life moving from France to England after accepting a new position as an unspeakable in the department of Mysteries. She's determined that this will be a new start for her and intends not to lock herself away with work. With this in mind, she accepts a challenge from Crookshanks (or shall we say mean meow) and attempts to go on a date with a muggle. Things do not go as planned.